Megatron:Prepare to die,Obama!

Spyro: Obama,you need my help?!

Spyro came with the Termatron.He was controlling it.

Megatron:What abomination is this?

Spyro:Eat missles, A**atron!!!(Launch missles at Megatron)

Megatron:No!!!(Explodes)

Spyro: Obama,are you okay?!!

Obama:Yes,Spyro the dragon,I'm alright.....yah know,I play your games!

Spyro:Which ones your favorite?

Obama:Almost all of them,but the Eternal Night is a little messed up in a way.

Spyro;I know,tell me about it.

Obama:Dawn of the dragon and a hero's tail seriously kicks butt.

Spyro:I know,right?

Obama:I love ripto's rage too

Spyro: ....Yeah,thats awesome.

Obama:Shadow legacy was-

Spyro: Oh bloody kill,can we please save the Red Retard before Sarah Palin kicks his tail to oblivion?!!

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Cyril: Ignitus is getting his tail kicked,Volteer!What should we do?!

Volteer:Sarah Palins weakness is fire f.a.r.t.s!

Cyril:How did you know?

Volteer:Everyone is afraid of fire! *Pulls out a lighter* Ignitus,Its time to do your fire fury!

Ignitus: Oh,that kind!

Ignitus runs to Volteer and bends down.Volteer holds the match under his tail.As Sarah Palin was about to attack them,Ignitus f.a.r.t.s and the whole white house explodes into flames.Red was still strapped intothe chair,burned up.

Red: This is why I hate you,Ignitus...

Ignitus:Red,we saved you life!It was the only way!

Red:...<.< To think abou it,yeah you did save me and Iggy,your my friend.*Gags*

Ignitus: Oh,Red!Yoru my friend too*Hugs him tightly*

Red:Iggy!!!Stop it!!!.........:|...*Hugs him too*

Volteer:Well,is this the end of Ignitus and friends?

Cyril:Thinks so,Volteer.

Terrador walks into the scorched white house and saw a piece of paper on the ground.It was half burned.

Terrador:*Smiles*Theres still a chance for Obama to win!

If you don't know,its the paper with Obama's name on it xD Just to let you know.He's going to put it in the ballat box. <w<

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At the temple,the gang was watching the presidential election.Mc.Cain(Megatron ) was strapped to a rocket that was going to be launched into space.

Mc.Cain:Oh,Come on,Obama,hehe.Were friends,right?right?!

Obama:....>.>

He lit the rope on fire and Obama went into space.The crowed cheered and the rocket burst into fireworks.Obama winked at Terrador through the t.v.

Volteer:WTF?Terry,did you just winked at you?!

Terrador:Yep,he did.Volteer.He did.

Cyril:Wheres Ignitus?

Volteer: Oh,he's just playing with his new friend.

Spyro:Great,two "red" idiots that we have to deal with! <_<

Red:Ignitus,I bet you can't reach your brain when you pick your nose!

Ignitus: Oh,yeah?! Lets have a contest.Whoever can reach their brain first wins!

[shadow=red:2cdb1ba78e]The end of Ignitus and friends......[/shadow:2cdb1ba78e]

Red:I told you!I'm on a tour!I'm a tourist!I'm suppose to take pictures!

Mc.Cain:Hmph!We'll keep him here just in case!

Sarah Palin runs inside.

Sarah Palin:My master,Obama is coming this way!

Mc.Cain:Oh no!He'll ruin our evil plan of world domination!Lets go!

They both walked out the Presidents headquaters.

Red:This isn't president Mc.Cain!I thought he wanted change!Ugh.....I have no choice but to call the......the*gukps hard*Red Idiot ofr help.He always get out of his silly shinnanikins.*Pulls out phone and dials the number.Puts it on speaker*.

Ignitus:Hello?

Red:Ignitus,I ne-ne-need your help!*sigh*

Ignitus:OMG Red!Hows your trip to the white house?

Red:Good,okay,Iggy,I'm-

Ignitus:It was awesome,wasn't it? OwO

Red:Yes,but-

Ignitus:It was white?!

Red:YES!!!Ignitus,please!I'm in danger!This sounds stupid but Mc.Cain is planning world domination.

Ignitus:Awww,Red,how am I suppose to believe that?

Red:Because I'm strapped to a dam chair!!!....and..*gulp* y-y-your m-m-m-my best f-f-friend.....*gags* I-i-i-i-ggyyyyyyy!*Faints*

Ignitus: O_O......I'm his friend!I'm his friend!!!Guys,we have to save Red!My best neighbor in the world is in danger!

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Terrador:Okay,heres the ballat box.Um...Obama,do you have paper and a pen?

Obama:Sure thing,Terry.

Terrador:Thanks*writes Obama's name on the paper*Okay,here we go!

Sarah Palin quickly swipes the paper from his hand.

Sarah Palin:Your not winning,Obama!

Terrador:Saraha Palin?....I never knew she had good reflexes!O_O

Obama:Thats not Sarah Palin!It's an alien from outer space!It's a........decepticon!

Terrador:You mean from that movie transformers?

Mc.Cain:Sarah Palin,a yellow,blue,and red dragon are entering the white house.Stop them.I'll take care of Obama myself!

Sarah Palin:Yes,Master!(Does a tripple backflip).
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Volteer:How long will it takes us to get to Mc.Cains headquarters?

Ignitus:I think we're almost there!*Opens door* Red!

Red:Ignitus,get me out of here!

Ignitus:I'm coming,Red!

As Ignitus runs to Red,Sarah Palin jumps infront him.

Sarah Palin:You must be stopped!

Ignitus:Sarah Palin?..I never knew she had good reflexes! O_O

Sarah Palin: Obey the decepticons.....

Ignitus:You mean from that movie transformers?

Sarah Palin kicks and he slams into the wall.Red lowers his head."Ugh...The Red Idiot is never gonna win!".
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Mc.Cain:You think you can stop me?The president of the United States?Oh,I mean the world?!

Obama:Show yourself,...Megatron!

Mc.Cain:Surely,I will!(Turns into a decepticon)

Terrador:Wait,I thought,the robots from Transformers can turn into cars!Not presidents!

Obama:Well,Not in this story!

Terrador: Obama,your too small to fight him!

Obama:Well,I'll try to do my best to save to world!

Terrador: Obama,if you die,I wanna say this before you do.I'm sorry for not voting for you and you are the awesomeness president I've seen!I mean,fighting a decepticon with you own bare hands? Now thats kicka**!

Obama:Thanks,kid.Get out if here.You'll die if you don't leave.

Terrador: Okay!*Runs*

Megatron:Bring it on,Obama!

Obama:One shall stand,one shall fall.

Lori: b-but Obama approves of baby murder...

xD

Xia: Baby murder? O.O

On a windy day,the guardians were watching Obama's speech.George Bush was attached to a rocket and was about to be launched into space.

Obama:My people,we must end the suffering and think of a world with peace.To begin the end of suffering,we must launch George Bush into space.

George Bush:Oh,Come on,Obama,hehe.Were friends,right?right?!

Obama:....>.>

He lit the rope on fire and George Bush went into space.The crowed cheered.The rocket burst into fireworks.

Ignitus:Go Obama!!!

Cyril:I want him to be my father! :3

Volteer:At last,peace has come!

Terrador:Obama sucks!I voted for Mc.Cain! <_<

Ignitus:You what?!Terry,your suppose to vote for Obama!

Terrador:Hello,its my opinion!

Ignitus:Ugh...people who say that are annoying and you choosed the wrong opinion!

Cyril:and its sucks!

Ignitus:Obama will now have 99% percent of his vote.He's suppose to have 100%!Now that he has 99%,Mc.Cain will win.

Terrador:And? <_<

Ignitus:Obama will stalk whoever that didn't vote for him...and he will stalk you for life O_O

Terrador:I don't believe that crap!

On tv,Obama was kicked off of stage by Mc.Cain.Everyone cheered for Mc.Cain.

Terrador:Hmph,thats the way it should've been!I'm going to take a shower!

He walks upstairs and saw Spyro building a robot.

Terrador:Spyro what are you doing?

Spyro:What the bloody kill does it look like?I'm building my Termatron Robot.I've been watching that movie called Transformers and I say,that Megatron is evil!

Terrador:Whatever,I'm going to take a shower.

Terrador enters the bathroom and turns on the water.He jumps in the tub.
"Who would vote for Obama!Mc.Cain will be our hero!".Someone taps him on his shoulder and he turns around.

Terrador:Who the hell are O_O...........

Obama:Hi,Terrador.....I'm Obama.

Terrador:I know that O_e...why are you in the bathroom?!

Obama:You see.your the only person in the world who didn't vote for me.And I lost...so,I'm gonna stalk you till you vote for me

Terrador: O_O............(bust through the bathroom door,screaming)Ahh!!!!
Iggy!!!

Ignitus:What?

Terrador:Obama is stalking me!!!

Ignitus:Oh really now? 

Terrador:Yes!!!

Ignitus:You know,Terry,that was just a myth.I just wanted you to changed your opinion.I bet all of it was fake.

Terrador:But...But! O_O

Ignitus:Its not like Obama knows where you are.

Terrador:BUT!O_O

Ignitus:Knowing who you are.

Terrador:But Iggy!!! O_O

Ignitus:Or even losing with just one vote out of place.So,I accept your opinion

Cyril:Yeah,I accept is as well,Terry! :3

Terrador:But guys! O_O That myth is true!

Obama:Yeah,Terry,keep talking.They'll believe you! >w>

Terrador:Can you hear him?He's right next to me!

Ignitus:I dont see anyone :?

Volteer:Terry,he's just a president.Its not like he has some secret type of magic.

Obama:Yeah,Terry,I'm just a president.A president that lost. >w>

Terrador:..O_o....O_e...AHHHHH!!!!(Runs through a wall).

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At the white house,Mc.Cain was preparing to do his sinister plans of evil dictation.

Mc.Cain:Now that Barrack Obama is out of the picture,I can do world domination!

Sarah Palin:Your so evil,master!

Mc.Cain:I know right!..Now,make me a sandwich >.>

Sarah Palin:Yes,Master!

Sarah Palin runs out the door.
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Terrador was hiding in the basment.

Terrador:Please go away!Please go away!Please go away!

Obama:Terrador,if you want me to go away,why dont you vote for me?

Terrador:Because you suck!

Obama:ugh...I know you dontl ike me,but you have to vote for me to stop the end of humanity.

Terrador:End of humanity?

Obama:Yes,Mc.Cain isnt a human.He's from outer space!

Terrador:Okay,this doent make any sense at all!

Obama:Oh,you dont believe that and you believe Obama is stalking you?

Terrador:You know,I think your right.I'll vote for you!

Obama:Thanks Terrador.Glad you see it my way.Now,lets cast that last vote!

Terrador:   sure!
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Red was taking a tour at the white house.He was taking pictures of the paintings on the wall.

Red:Ah,a day with out that red idiot and his friends!I hope no distruction will happen here.

Red was sucked in a metal tube and was taken up to the presidents headquarters.He was strapped to a chair with tape.

Red:What the heck?!Whats going on?!

Mc.Cain:Who in the world are you?!Are a spy to stop my plan of world domination?

Red: O_O World what?!I don't even know whats going on!I'm just on a tour!

Mc.Cain:But you was taking pictures with this camera!

On a windy day,Terrador,Ignitus,and Cyril was sitting on the couch.

Terrador:Okay,Ignitus....I got two words....Butt.....Cheek! 

Cyril:For some reason that is funny,Terry!

Ignitus:Nah,thats nothing,Terry.I can pick my nose with my toes 

Terrador:Oh my god,that top mines!

As the three of them kept yapping,the doorbell rings.They all looked at it.
Then,they looked at eachother.

Ignitus:I can't open the door.......um,I can't open the door.Will someone open it?!..........the doors too far away!...... ._. please...

Volteer:Ok,Ok...I'll open the dam door.(Opens door and looks down)........a basket?With a note on it?(Looks at it)

Note:Dear,Somebody.Please take care of my cat.Im *bleep* sick of this cat.He drives me up the wall!!!Remember to feed him every half an hour.Im serious.....FEED HIM!Oh,and dont turn the lights off because he freaks in the dark.

Volteer:A cats in this basket(Pulls the blanket off)

As Volteer pulls it off,the cat jumped on his face.He throws the cat down.

Volteer:what the hell?!Was that even a cat?!

Cat:Grrrrrr(Hissss)(Attacks Volteer again)

Volteer:Get it off my face(Throws the cat in the wall and it was knocked out)...Ow,my smart face 

Cyril:Awwww Kitty :3 but,Kitty go dead,Volteer.

Terrador:Its not dead,stupid azz.Its only unconscious 

Ignitus:Ooh,I know.We can raise it and it wont hurt us again.

Everyone agreed to the idea.

So,the guardians took care of the cat.They fed it,gave him toys,and read bed time stories to him.Till the day he was healed,they thought he would change.

Cat:Grrrrrrr(Foams out the mouth)Grrrrrrrr

Cyril:Hmm.I wonder why your angry.Oh,maybe because we didnt name you yet ....Um,George?No,thats stupid.

Cat:...Grrrrrr(Ejects claws and crouch).....Grrrrrr

Cyril:Ooh,I know.......Plush Muffins!(Gets attacked by the cat)Aaaah!!!Im sorry,Plush Muffin!

The cat jumps off and Cyril and runs away.The cat was going into the living room.As he looks,Terrador was sitting on the couch reading.The cat slowly stalks Terrador like he was prey.Terrador looks around.The cat jumps on the back of his head and pulled his eye lids up with his claws.Terrador get up slowly and walks to Ignitus.

Terrador:Oh...My...God........I hate this freaking cat..

Ignitus:.......O_O......ok

Terrador gets his eye lids pulled up further and walks out of the room.Ignitus just went back eating Volteers math sheets.The cat didnt bother anyone that day.Everything was normal(I think).The cat was walking in the halls calmly till he heard someone eating in the kitchen.He looks and saw Cyril eating out his food bowl.The cat growls ferociously as Cyril turns around at him innocently.

Cat;(Growls and hisses)Grrrr...MEOW!!!

Cyril:....(Looks at empty food bowl he ate and back at the cat)......Ok,Plush Muffin,I know why your angry!Is it because I made poopy in your litter box?!

Cat:......O_O Huh? >.>(Turns around to see a huge peice of Cyril poo in the litter box).........(sighs)
..........GrrrrrrrrrGrahgrrrrrrr!!!(Foams uncontrollably)

Cyril:(Cries)Plush Muffin,I didnt mean it.......um..uh,Terrador was using the bathroom at the time!!!

Cyril was attacked by the cat and tries to pull him off.The cat hissed at him.Cyril kicked the cat in a wall and the cat did a back flip.It stuk the middle paw at Cyril.

Cyril:Thats it!!!Bring it on,Pluhie Muffin....Bring it on!! 

The cat jumed on Cyril again to claw his face up.Cyril and the cat was having a brawl behind the wall of the living room.Volteer was reading his newspaper on the couch.He kept here bangs,punching noises,and meows in the kitchen.He stops reading because he couldnt concentrate.

Volteer:.....?.....Thats odd.Whats htat noise?Terrador,is that you chewing on your food?

Terrador:No,and I dont sound that loud!!..No,I think its the cat again.

Ignitus:Is Cyril having a fight with the cat?! O_O

The catbust through the wall and slams into the tv screen.It was knocked out again.Terrador,Volteer,and Ignitus couldnt believe that Cyril kicked the cats butt.Cyril walks out with a mean look on his face.They look at him in fear now.

Terrador:....Um...Cyril,are you oka-

Cyril:Get....rid....of...that.....CAT!!!(walks away)

Terrador:....e_o....okay....I was just wondering...hehehe 

Volteer:Who we gonna give it to,Ignitus?

Spyro:Ripto?

Cynder:Ember?

Sparx:Chronicler?

Ignitus:No,that wont do.Buuuut....I know someone who needs a pet,ya know?

Volteer:and who's that?

(Later on)

Red was talking on the phone with his mother.

Red:But mom,your not suppose to share your tooth brush!!!UI keep telling you that!!!

Knocks came from his door.

Red:Um...Mom,I'll call you back later(Hnags up phone)....Who is it?!!!Ok,Elder Aster,if Ember is pregnant with a child,Its not my problem,okay?!(Wlaks to door and opens it)

Red noticed that there was basket with a letter on it.He picks it up.

Red:Hm..Seems to be written with crayon.Pleez Tak Kare ov mye Kat 4 me......Hm,the owner must been retarded.

Terrador was hiding in the bush with the rest and growls becuase Red insulted his hand writing.

Red life up the basket and the cat jumps on his face to attack him.

Red:What the hell?!!!!(Gets attacked)

DUH END.

On a sunny morning,Terrador and Ignitus walks inside the temple.

Terrador-Ugh...it smells like unwashed tail in here!
Ignitus-Look on the good side,Terry.You got me and the tv!
Terrador-Weeell,lets forget about you and skip to the tv then!

Terrador turns on the tv.

Tv:I like big tails and I cannot lie.You other brothers-

Terrador:Ugh...everything sucks on this tv!Who wants to hear about some girls big tail?

Ignitus:Do you want to eat some burgers?

Terrador:Sure!(Eats burger)

Ignitus pushes Terrador and he began to choke on the burger.

Ignitus:Tag!Your it,Terry!

Terrador:Cough...cough...(Chokes)..you(Choke)Idiot......call 911!!!

Ignitus:Ok,I'll call 911.(Picks up phone)....

Phone:Hello?

Ignitus:Terrador,what did you wanted to order?

Terrador:Cough...no,im(Choke)Choking...tell her!!!Cough!

Ignitus:Um...he said he want some chicken with fries!

Terrador:No!!!Im dying(Chocke harder)(Grabs neck to keep from suffocating)

Ignitus:Man,you want 5 peices of chicken/You must be hungry o_o Ok,thats what he wants!(Hangs up)

Terrador was going to reach for Ignitus neck to choke him.

Ignitus:Aww...Terry,you dont have to thank me for your order and give me a neck hug(Push Terradors hands away from him)

(Few mibutes later)

Terrador:(Cries)Help..Cough...me!!!(Gasp)

Ignitus:What?You want to smell my socks?

Terrador:(Choke)No!!!.....I....hate....you!!

Ignitus:You want me to date you?!

Terrador:No!!No!!!(Gasp)(Falls on ground)(Change blue)

Ignitus;Aww....your like a cameleon when you change colors.....oh,your getting too blue......oh,you look like Cyril....um,change to another color!

Terrador:(Chokes)(Change yellow)...you idiot....you chane cough..colors when you cant breath!!!
(Strangles)

Ignitus:Now your Volteer!Oh,now you change into red.Dam I look sexy!.......

Terrador gives him the phone to call 911.

Ignitus:(Puts phone down)Terry,we try to order from there already but I dont think they will come.So,I'll be back!(Leaves temple to go to chicken place)

(Few minutes later outside the chicken place)

Ignitus was eating the chicken and frie combo and he was down to his last chicken wing.Chronicler walks up to him.

Chronicler:Yo,can I have some chicken?

Ignitus:Go suck eggs!Leave me alone!

Chronicler:Um..I'll tell you your future!

Ignitus:First,give me 50 bucks!

Chronicler:But-

Ignitus:Give me 50 bucks!

Chronicler:(Sigh)Never mind!(Walks away)

Ignitus:..........Oh,I forgot to give Terry his chicken!

(5 minutes later going back to the temple)

Terrador was already dead on the floor.Ignitus walks in.

Ignitus:Terry?Do you want your chicken?

Terrador:.................

Ignitus:.....oh well,Volteer and the rest might come back with food!I guess your asleep then!(Turns on tv.

Tv:We are family!

DUH END!

Lesson:Never be home alone with Ignitus!

On a windy day,Volteer was cleaning up the leaves in the backyard.There was 40 bags of leaves all in a pile.

Volteer:That was some hard work trying to stack the leaves together!How exciting!Hmm,I wonder why Ignitus told me to clean up the leaves and put them all in a pile but-

Ignitus:LEAF PILE!!!!!(Jumps on the pile of leaves with Cyril and Terrador)

Volteer:Iggy,you idiot!I work...It...it took me 7 days to stack them up(Sniff)

Ignitus:Its okay,Volteer.You can always rebuild it again and we LEAF PILE it again!

Cyril was look in Reds bathroom window and Red went out the bathroom.

Cyril:Oh joy!Red must of made those magic toilet brownies again!This time he didnt flush them down!

Terrador:....Cyril,dont be a moron!Thats not brownies.

Cyril,Volteer and Ignitus run to the side of his house.Terrador followed also to see if he really think he's going eat whats out the toilet.

Ignitus:Ok,We will stand on eachothers shoulders to get to the brownies Cyril want!(Stand on Terradors Shoulders)Ok,Volteer you hp on me!

Terrador:Your smelly foot is in my face!!

Volteer:(Hops on Ignitus)Cyril,jump up!

Cyril:Ok,yay!Magical brownies!Jumps on Volteer.

Cyril jumps in the window but ti was closed.So,he bust through it.Cyril gets off the ground and Terrador comes inside the window also.Cyril looks in the toilet with water drowling out his mouth.

Cyril:(Looks at toilet paper)Oh boy,Napkins!Time to eat!

Terrador:Cyril,this why I pick on you!Look,Its not Red's magical toilet brownies.Its Red's shi-

Cyril:Yummy!!Brownies!

Terrador flush the toilet and they flushed down the toilet.Cyril watch them go down the drain with upset puppy eyes.

Cyril:No,I'm not going to let the whirl pool take my brownies again!(Jams head inside the toilet)Um....terry,I think im stuck...........and the whirl pool took my brownies again(Cries)I want Volteer!Help me,Volteer.

Terrador:Um,Cyril!Hold on!I'll get the plundger!(Grabs plundger)

Terrador tries to yank Cyrils head out but it made the toilet back up and flood the bathroom.

Terrador:Um..Cyril,calm down!!...Oh god,Red is going to slaughter me for this if I dont get him out!
Um...Volteer.....um....Ignitus,we got a problem!!

Volteer:Whats going on up there?!!!

Terrador:um...boy,this is going to be tough to say!

(FEW MINUTES LATER)

Volteer:YOU WHAT?!!!!

Terrador:Sorry,Cyril cant help it if he's slow and retarded!But I just push down the handle of the toilet!It wasn't brownies,Volteer!I did it for his own good!He was going to eat s***!

Ignitus:We have to hurry before Red gets back!Oh,look Reds home!

Ignitus ran down stairs to Red.

Red:Ahh!A perfect day to use the bathroom!(Gets tackled by Ignitus)

Ignitus:HI RED!!!:3

Red:How in the devils name did you came in my hou-...........you know what?!I dont care because no matter how much security I put on my house,you and your colorful friends always find a way inside for some reason!Now if you excuse me,I have to use my bath--

Ignitus:No,Dont go in there!!!........um,the toilet is having her babies!Hear her flushing?Shes screaming in pain!

Red:.......Who's in my bathroom and what did you do this time?!!

Ignitus:Red,I want to marrie you!!!

Red:What?...Ignitus,stop changing the subject!Now,I ask you that what is going on in my bathroom?!

Ignitus:The Toilet is getting jiggy with it with the sink and the tub!

Red:....Ignitus,dont play these dumb games with me!!I told you-

Ignitus's cell phone rings.He picks it up and it was Volteer trying to help Cyril out of the toilet.

Volteer:Iggy,you have to distract Red before he gets suspicous!If he knows,he will hang all of us!

Ignitus:Im trying,Volteer!Hows Cyril doing?

Volteer:Um....Terrys trying to pull him out with diffrent tools like plundgers,guns,and a hammer,but Cyril's head is still jam in the-.........OH GOD!!!The sink just exploded and the bathroom is covered with water.We have to no choose but to bring Spyro.

Ignitus:That little psychopath?!!

Volteer:Yes,he's the one with the weapons!Sorry,the phone is disconnecting in the water!(Cuts off)

Red:What the hell is going on in my bathroom?!

(In the bathroom,Spyro flew inside wit his jet pack)

Spyro:What in the bloody kill happen hear this time?If its the red fat idiot that stole my money this morning,he shall have his death awaits him!

Volteer:Spyro,do you have grenades?!

Red:That is it!!!Im going to use my bathroom!!!

Ignitus:Red,dont go in there!

Red walks to the bathroom door.As he touch the door nob,his whole house exploded from the grenade.
Everyone flew in the air.

Red:Arggggh!!!Why do I have to suffer this life of torture and pain from this red devil spawn and his gang of demons?!!!

Cyril:Weeeee!We are flying in the air,Volteer!

(A few hours later)

Red:(Cries)My...my house(Cries)My beautiful red and purple house!!

Ignitus:Dont worry,Red,life is a hard place.We have to face the fact that......life is like a hot dog in a bun!

Red:........your an idiot......

Ignitus:Nah,Here a penny to make you feel better,my friend!(Walks away)

Red just sits there,looking at the penny as his house blows up even more.

Volteer:At last,I finally finish the leaf pile.Terry,did you get the toilet seat off of Cyril?

Terrador:He ran away from me because he thought this screw driver was an alien death ray.Anyways,where is he?

Ignitus:I think he went to use the bathroom.I didnt flush the toilet though....

Cyril:Mmmm magical toilet brownies!(Eats and chews)

DUH END

On a spring day,Ignitus was in the closet and was playing dress up.Volteer walks to the closet."Iggy,you been in there for 9 hours now.I want to change my underwear!!".

Ignitus:(Walks out the closet)Looky!!Guess who I am!
Volteer:um..........your Chris Brown!

Ignitus:No,Im Osama Bin Laden!Im going to put this world wide and make money on youtube!

Volteer:You can't make money off of youtube,Iggy!Whatever your doing it might be stupid of course.

Ignitus:But Volteer,You got a camera!Pleeeeez!Come on,we are like flies and a piece of crap.But I'm the flies and your the peice of crap.Soooooo pleeeeez?!!(Big puppie eyes) Hello,Chocolate Rain guy is even famous for it and Numa Numan guy as well.Are they causing something bad?

Volteer:Dam!Ok,I will tape you as Osama Bin Laden!!

(Chronicler came out of nowhere)

Chronicler:No!!Ignitus,dont do this!You will cause war world 3 if you post that on youtube!!

Ignitus:Crony,posting yourself on youtube will not cause world war 3 and watch me do that!!

(A FEW MOUTHS LATER)

Ignitus posted his video on the internet.It had 500,000,000 hits and even Osama Bin Laden saw it."Who is this american?!".

Malefor:Thats Ignitus,Osama.

Osama:He has distrespect me!!Soon,there will be a world war 3 and I will search for Ignitus!!
.........where does he live?

Malefor:Um................Dragon Temple.

Osama:Yes!Dragon Temple!Lets start the war!!

At another place,George Bush was watching the youtube video."This is bad......this is terrorism.The terrorist are doing their plan already.We must prepare for the war in iraq!".Ripto was behind him.

Ripto:Wait!Thats Ignitus.....he lives in the Dragon Temple.

George Bush:Wait!You mean Spyro the dragon?I like Spyro the dragon.But if they are apart of the terrorist,we will have take them down.

Osama was preparing his iraq troops."This war will be the finish of america.Malefor,bring your apes too.One thing I want you to do is to spy on Ignitus and the rest.Bring donuts too...donuts are good".

Malefor:Yes,Osama.Do you have a secret weapon?

Osama:Yes...the missle called TYPO KONG!!!!!!!

Malefor:...............um ok.I will go now.Come Gaul!!(Gaul hangs in Malefor leg while he flies in the horizon).

(A plane hits Malefor and Gaul)

Ignitus was walking outside with Volteer,Terrador,and Cyril.A stray hungry cat was following Cyril.Terrador turns around to look.

Terrador:Cyril,he can't come with us!!For the last time!

Cyril:But Ms.Fluffy Butt is my new friend!

Terrador:No its not!

Volteer:Terrador,leave Cyril alone and his dirty cat.

While they was walking,a huge tv loomed over america.Everyone came outside to look.On the screen was George Bush.

Ignitus:OMG.....Its Oprah Winfrey!!

George Bush:I am Geoge Bush and I have something to say.Osama will attack america because of the video on youtube.Heres a picture of Osama.If you see him,get him!!!

Volteer:Wait!Ignitus,George Bush thinks your Osama from youtube.I told you not do that!!!

Everyone turns at Ignitus."Get Osama Bin Laden",yelled George Bush.Everyone jumped the guardians.Terrador kicked them out the way,Cyril ran for his life,Ignitus was running over people with his car,Volteer was eating people.But there was too many."We have no coice,but Volteer",said Terrador.Terrador pulled out a box of sugar."Volteer,eat this!!Its the only way!!".

Volteer:Oh no!!Sugar will electicute my system!I will then malfunction in a hyper matter and can't not control myself.Its too dangerous for me,Terry.I cant eat sugar!

Terrador:Just eat it!!(Stuff the whole box in his mouth)

Volteer swallows it and his eyes were wide.Static covered his body.Terrador,Cyril,and Ignitus stand back from him.

Volteer:1234556797123....37348455!!!(Exploded)

A shockwave of thunder hit everyone.The guardians were caught in the explosion.Red was walking outside to enjoy a great day.Butterflies and hummingbirds were everywhere.He skips across the sidewalks."Ah....nature is great without the guardians anywhere.They are the destructions of this earth of course.But no sign of them".The earth shakes under his feet andthe butterflies and hummingbirds flew away.A thunder shockwave was coming towards Reds house.He saw Ignitus,Cyril,MsFluffy Butt and Terrador running like hell.Red begans to crie.

Red:Why me?!!!(Gets hit by the shockwave.)

Red house was destroyed.The whole neighborhood was destroyed because of the guardians and many people were killed.Many were homeless too.The Dragon Temple was in good shape though."Is Volteer ok?!",said Cyril crying.

Ignitus:Im sure he's alright,Cyril.Volteer is smart.He can solve his problems anytime...........lets go look for him just incase.

They walked outside and notice how much destruction they caused.They walked outside to see where Volteer is.Volteer was on the ground burned up.Cyril cries running to him."Volteer...Volteer,wake up!!".
Volteer gets up twitching from the sugar.

Volteer:77777...7777....Ugh..what happend to this place?What happend to the neighborhood?

Ignitus:<_<....um Satan did this!He hated the world and wanted the destroy it!

Cyril:No he didn't.You wen't on a sugar rush and destroyed the neighbor hood,Volteer.

Volteer:Wha?....wait!Ignitus,you did all of this!!!Its all your fault!!!Chronicler told you not to post yourself on youtube as Osama!!!

Red:Got that right!!!You destroyed my house.I am so moving out NOW!!!*Walks away limping*

Ignitus:.......(Cross eyed)huh?Oh,that Red is so cool!He said it wasnt my fault and don't feel bad about myself.What a nice friend he is!:)

At the Dragon Temple,Spyro was electricuting Sparx and Cynder for a experiment.Malefor and Gaul came through the temple window and saw Spyro.Malefor walk to him.Spyro pulls out his light saber."Why are you doing here,Malefor?!!".Malefor swipes him but he misses."Im here to spy on you and take your donuts!!"."Never!!!",yelled back Spyro trying to hit him with his light saber.

Malefor:Spyro,I am your FATHER!!!

Spyro:NOOOO!!!It cant be,Malefor.It cant!!...........wheres mommy,if I'm created in this world of retards.

Ember:I am your mother,Spyro.Malefor and me are married!

Spyro:Bloody Kill?!!THE FAT HORSE IS MY MOTHER?!!!

Malefor:Yes and gaul is your uncle!!Join us,Spyro to destroy Ignitus and the world!!

Spyro:No!!I cant!!

Sparx:Spyro,follow us!!We know where to take you!!

Cynder:To our secret base of awesomeness!!(Grabs Spyro and runs to the closet)

The closet was a elevator and took them downstairs below the basement.They was in The My Little Pink Dragon head quaters."This is my lair,Spyro.Its been a secret from everyone but me,Cyril and Sparx",said Cynder with a grown womans voice.

Spyro:Bloody Kill?!!Sparx,you like My Little Pink Dragon?!

Sparx:Hey,she owns,Spyro.You wont understand!

In iraq,Osama was sending the troops to america.He watched from his window.

Osama:....Ah,sweet smell of america going to be destroyed.Its so good like...........chicken.Now,I will turn on the chickafire ray.(Turns it on)

In america,Cyril was holding the stray cat."For Gnastys sakes,get rid of the flea covered cat!!!",yelled Terrador pulling the cat way from his hands.Cyril and Terrador was both pulling on the cat till it was flinged into the air.The Chickifire ray hit the cat and turned it into baked chicken.

Cyril:AHHHHH They killed ms.Fluffy Butt!!!

Ignitus:..........O_O

Volteer:..........O_O

Terrador:........O_O........Free chicken(!Eats the chicken)

Cyril:Leave her alone,Terry!!Dont eat her!!

Terrador swallows the whole chicken.At the temple,Malefor,Ember and Gaul ran out the temple because they couldnt find Spyro.They all ran pass Ignitus and the rest.Ignitus and the gang went inside the temple to just relax.Volteer turned on the tv.George Bush was on the tv."The iraq soldiers had made it to america now!!!We will fight to the death!!".Terrador was in the attic eating last peice of the cat chicken from Cyril knowing.When he was sitting,he sat on a cheat code book.He picks it up and looks at it."Wha?..Cyril cheat codes..hehehe I got to look at this!Big head mode,diaper mode,oh,bikini mode.Ok I will trigger super sayen mode".Terrador pulls out a Cyril playstation 2 controller."Up,down,X,O,Up,down,R1,R1,triangle,X,down,down,up!"Cyril bust through the attic and out the roof.He was glowing yellow and had gold hair.

Terrador:This can come as a secret weapon.

George Bushe's army and Osama's army ran in the streets of the neighborhood and they both attacked eachother.Ignitus looks out the window."Oh..No the war is starting!!We have to do something,Volteer".

Volteer:Well,Ignitus!You caused all of this and your going to solve the problem.

Lori:Cyril!Help me!!!

Cyril bust through the window and fell into a pool of war."Holy Shiz nits!!We have to save Cyril",yelled Ignitus jumping out the window.Terrador and Volteer jumped out too.Cyril picks up Lori from the war."Lori,I got you!".

Lori:Thank you,Cyril.Becareful in the war!Dont get hurt because your the best!

Cyril:I know I am,Lori.Now lets fight!

Lori and Cyril run into the war.Terrador and Ignitus was using machine guns to kill some of the iraq soldiers.Volteer was hitting them with his bat.A pink bunnie and horsie stampede came.Cynder,Sparx and Spyro was riding the horses."Go bunnies go!!",yelled Cynder,whipping them.Cyril looks at the bunnies.

Cyril:BUNNEHS!!x3(gets carried by the stampede!

Osama was going to launch the missle called Typo Kong."So long I have been waiting!!!Its time to end all of this!Eat the country of Baghdad,America(XD)".He launch the rocket in the air.Its was heading towards america.While the war was going on,Typo Kong was going to hit everyone.

Lori:Everyone,look up!!Its the rocket!Cyril,what are we going to do?

Cyril;I dont know,Lori.Is this the end?

Ignitus:This is all my fault.I diserve this........

Terrador:No its not!Up,down,X,O,Up,down,R1,R1,triangle,X,down,down,up!

Cyril turned into a super sayen and Terrador pressed one of the analog sticks to make Cyril fly in the air to catch the missle.Cyril caught the missle with all the super sayen strength he had in his arms.He drops the missle softly to the ground."I think we win!",said Ignitus walking to the missle.Cyril flies to him.

Cyril:What are we going to do now with the missle?

Ignitus:*Evil smiles*......We are going to send it back to Iraq for a present.

Terrador:That sound like a good Idea!Lets-

Red:Move out of the way,now!Im moving,Ignitus.So,that means I dont like you.
Well,I got my suit cases ready and im going into this strange plane that looks like a missle!(Gets stuck inside the rocket)What the?Im stuck!Dont just stand there!Help me!

Lori lit the rope on fire that will make the missle start.The missle launches in the air with Red was stuck inside it."Help me!!Someone help!!!".

Ignitus:Bye,Red!Have fun!I'll miss you! :'( Thats a really good neighbor!

The rocket was heading towards Iraq.Osama was in his lair with Gaul,Malefor,adn Ember.Malefor points out the window.

Gaul:THERE IS A MISSLE COMING TO THE LAIR WITH A RED DRAGON STUCK INSIDE!!!!

Malefor:Osama,Lets get out of here!!!

Osama:There is no rocket coming to towards the lair(Turns around).......O_O......crap.*BOOOOM*

Osama was destroyed with Malefor,Gaul,Ember and Red.The iraq war was over and so as the american war too.Two countries were at peace once again.Red wasnt dead(That had to hurt)but he was moving back where he was.Everything was restored back to normal.Spyro's memory was erased from the My Little Pink Dragon head quarters.Cyril found alot of filthy stray cats.

Cyril:I will name you ms.Fluffy Butt number 1.You will be ms.Fluffy Butt number 2 and you will be number 57!!

Yep,Malefor,Gaul and Ember wasnt dead also but Osama was.

On a  sunny day,Ignitus was in the closet dressing up again.Volteer came to the door."Ignitus,you been in there for 9 hours!I need to change my underwear!".Ignitus came out with a costume on.

Ignitus:Volteer,looky,guess who I am?

Volteer:.........um Chris Brown?

Ignitus:No,Im Hitler!!

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On a quite night,Red was finally going to fall asleep.He stayed up for the whole day.When he was about to close his eyes,he sees Ignitus painting on his walls.

Red:Ignitus,get out!and how did you get inside?I locked the door.

Ignitus:Simple!I came through your doggy door!

Red:Why the heck did I even built that?!Why are you painting MY WALLS?!!

Ignitus:You know,Red,Your always grumpy and miserable and tired because of the colors of your walls.So,I want to help and paint your walls red,Red!:3

Red:I HATE RED!!!I LOVE YELLOW!!!

Ignitus:Red?How can you hate red,Red?How can you hate yourself,Red?

Red:Wha?O_O...Never mind that stuff?Get the hell out of my house now!!!(throws Ignitus out the window)Now I can sleep in peace!

Red jumps in his bed and close his eyes.As he going close his eyes,he heres someone breathing on his neck.Ignitus was behind him breathing.

Ignitis:(Breath hard) Hi!

Red:AGGGHHH!!!Get out!!!

Ignitus:Sorry,Reddy!I thought you was angry because you didnt get no air....soooo I was breathing on you to get air.

Red:Ahhhh!Ignitus!Your the one cloging up my air and space!!I need my space.........NOW!!!
(Notice Ignitus is holding a teddy bear and a pillow)Why do you have that in your hand?!

Ignitus:Terrador took my bed sheets again and I want to sleep here because your my only best friend,Reddy!(Sniff)

Red:No,Ignitus!You cant sleep here!!

Ignitus:(Big puppie eyes)Pweeez?

Red:Ignitus,No!I-

Ignitus:(Big puppie eyes)Pweezys,Wed?Pleeeeeeez?!

Red:Look,Ig-

Ignitus:(Lip pokes out)(Cries)

Red:Okay,Okay!But only just for tonight,okay?Remember,I still hate you!

Iginitus:Yayzers!!Your my best fwend,red!(Jumps in the bed)Yay,SLUMBA PARTY,REDDY!!!
Lets tell bed time stories!!

Red:(Sigh)...like what?!

Ignitus:Like the tale of....Hinger Dinger Shilmpherder Huphergingas!>_>

Red:.......wah?...Thats the most stupidest thing I have ever heard in my crusty life,Ignitus.Even if I hate this,I will tell you a real bed time story!Not Hinger Dinger Shilmpe.......what ever his name is.Thats a storty about a gay magician!Ok,this is tale is about Frankin Iggy!

Ignitus:AHHHH!!!IM SCARED!!!

Red:........shut up and listen!ok,Frankin Iggy is dragon that lived near the rich and almighty Red!Frankin Iggy was poor and stupid as ever.Everday he keeps nagging and bothering him!So,Red had an angry mob to kill Frankin Iggy.So,Frankin Iggy died.The End.Now...............Go to bed!!!

Ignitus:....:|...........that was cool!!

Ignitus and Red heard something downstairs."What was that?!",said Ignitus smiling.Red gets up.

Ignitus:Its Hinger Dinger Shilmpherder Huphergingas of the-

Red:SHUT UP!Its just the wind!

Ignitus:But I heard a crash!

Red:SHUT UP!!!PLEASE!!!

Ignitus:But Red I-

Red:CLOSE YOUR LIPS!!!I thought Volteer was the one with the yapping trap!!!

Ignitus:Red!The noise came again!

Red:I told you to shut up!!!SO SHUT UP!!!

Ignitus:.........................red!I heard something!

Red:Why won't you just shut up!!(cries in the pillow)

Ignitus:Ok,im going to see what it is!It might be santa claus!!(Runs down stairs)

Red:Its in the middle of july!(Runs downstairs too)

Ignitus grabs a spoon for protection.Red bumps into him.Ignitus turns around and bashes him in the head with the spoon.Red was knocked out.

Ignitus:Red....Red......Red.......Red......Red............................Red.

A creeking sound came through the doorway.Ignitus turns around while holding the spoon.He walks to the door and standing ther was Hinger Dinger Shilmpherder Huphergingas.Ignitus hold the spoon and attacked.He began bashing him with the spoon.When he was done,Hinger Dinger Shilmpherder Huphergingas ran away.Ignitus runs to Red to wake him up.

Ignitus:Red,wake up!!Red,Wake up!!!Red,Wake up!!!

Red:Wha?...what happend?!......>_>You knocked me out!!!

Ignitus:Not just that!Hinger Dinger Shilmpherder Huphergingas came!!!

Red:...........get the hell out,Ignitus.

Ignitus:But-

Red:Get the hell OUT!!!

Igntus ran through the doggy door to get out.

On a snowy day,Terrador was watching tv,but they had no cable for 8 month.From getting Terrador angry,they just taped a poorly drawn picture of Terrador that Cyril drew on the television.So,8 months he been staring at the screen like a moron thinking the tv froze everytime on the same channel.

Terrador:.....Volteer,are you sure this is Spongebob?

Volteer:Yes!It is,Terry!

The picture came of the screen."Hey!!!....................The tv went off!!!",yelled Terrador.Cyril came to tape it back on and laughed his tail off.Cyril went in a room with Volteer."Did he notice,Cyril?",asked Volteer snikering.Cyril shook his head with a no sign.They both laughed in tears."Wheres Spyro?",asked Volteer."Oh,there outside fixing the cable wires on the pole to bring back cable",replied Cyril.Sparx,Spyro and Cynder was standing next to a cable pole.

Spyro:Now,Cynder,if you climb up the pole to fix the electric wires,I will give you season 2 of My Little Pink Dragon goes to rehab.

Cynder looks at him and then looks at the DvD.She climbs up the pole.Spyro and Sparx laughed."Do you think she will make it?",said Sparx.Spyro shook his head."No..no...no not like this...NOT like this".They both laughed.Ignitus came inside to tell the guardiands good news."Everyone come downstairs!!I have some good news!!".They came running to him.Spyro and Sparx ran too.

Volteer:What is it?!

Spyro:A dead Ember?

Sparx:A fat butterfly?

Cyril:New pampers....tell me if its new pampers!!

Terrador:A punch in the face?

Ignitus:Nooo...o_o...be right back I will tell you when I G oupstairs tothrowsrocksatRedjustforthehellofit.

Ignitus went upstairs to his room and grabbed a bag full of rocks and opens his window.He throws it at Reds window."Hey!Neighbor!Red...Red....Red....Red...Hey!Neighbor!".Red opens his window.

Red:WHAT?!!!Its like being in hell when your my neighbor!!

Ignitus:Think fast!*Throws rock*

Red:Wha?!*Gets hit by the rock and had a black eye*

Red was knocked out on the ground.Ignitus runs back down to tell his good news."Ok,Im going to school and its first grade".They all became silent.

Spyro: Oh my god,how can you go to school if you dont know what Pi equals?

Ignitus:Simple,Pi equals you eat pie and pie in frikin awesome.

Volteer:....Oh he's so going to get left back in two seconds.Ok,this will be fun.Ignitus,whats the differents between a square and a circle?

Ignitus:Circle is a square and square is a circle.I know my cylinders too and it sounds like Cynder.So,Its = Cynder! 

Spyro:Speaking of Cynder.What happend to her?

Everyone ran outside and they saw Cynder.She was electicuited and was twitching like crazy.She was burned and was about to die.

Sparx: Oh my god!Cynder is going to die?!

Spyro:Nah!The old girl had nothing to twitch about these days.Lets leave her there.

They all went back inside.The next morning,Ignitus was finally going to school."Remember,Ignitus,dont let those bullies hurt you",said Volteer smiling.He gave him his lunch.Cyril prepared his book bag.Terrador was burying Cynders dead bodie.

Volteer:Be good in school,son!And Red is in bad condition with his head ache and black eye.So dont bother him.

Ignitus:Oh,he got hurt when we was just playing catch the rock across the window and he got hit.Red really loves me to be his neighbor.He said I'm the best neighbor in the whooooooooole world!

Volteer:You was the one who hit him and gave him a black eye?

Ignitus:Dont worry.He still want to play catch the rock with me,but I asked someone to go to his house and play with him 

~AT REDS HOUSE~

Red was resting on his living room couch."Ow.....Why me,god.Why do I have to have neighbors!Especially,the idiotic red ones <.<".Someone knocked on his door."What the heck do you want?!!If your that red dumb- Ooh I dont even want to say it",grouched Red."No,its me Hunter.Ignitus told me to give you a present",replied Hunter.

Red:Oh!A present.The red idiot is being nice to me.Come inside!The doors open.

Hunter came inside and into his living room,smiling with a rock in his hand.

Hunter:Ignitus told me throw it at you like this!

Hunter throws it in his left eye.Red had another black eye and was knocked out again.Ignitus was at school.

Ms.Unzer:Hello,students,We have a new student and he's the first dragon in a human class.

Ignitus walks in being shy.

Ms.Unzer:Aww,dont be shy,child.Now sit down with the rest of the kids and tell us your name.

Ignitus:My name?

Ms.Unzer:Yes,your name!

Ignitus:My name?*Thinks*Um..um..um!

~Ignitus's head~

In Ignitus's head,a hamster was running in a wheel.

~Fades away~

Ignitus:Um..um...Number 86!!

Ms.Unzer:Oh great...we have a genius >_>.Ok,class whats is 2+2?

Ignitus:Oh..Oh...I know!2+2= Is Terrador!

The childre laughed at Ignitus.They point and stare at him.Ignitus begans to crie and run out the classroom.He saw some kids drinking beer in the hallway.

Ignitus:Hey,is that beer?!

Jean:Yeah?Are you cool enough to drink with us?

Ignitus:Yeah!Come on lets go and skip school!

Jean:Okay!Your cool,man.

Back at home,Terrador was now watching a picture of a stick figure."Aw man!Volteer,you have to see this.Next,Stick Figure is going to shoot peoples cars on his motorcycle!".Spyro came out smoking.

Spyro:You know!I feel wierd with this funny stick that has fumes coming out of it.Have you ever saw Cynder with her prome dress on?Eww,she looked like some disfigured cow.Heh heh!*Cough*

Volteer:Spyro,give that to me now!!*Pulls the cigerette out of his hands*

Spyro:Curse you!!Curse you all!!I need my energy souce every two hours!!!

Volteer:Aren't we suppose to pick up Ignitus out of school?!

Ignitus and his popular friends ran through the windows drunk and had bottles of beer in there hands."Run for your life".Volteer and Terrodor just looked at eachother and strug their shoulders.The next minute,five police cars bust through their walls.

Volteer:Holy hot potatoe!!!*Gets hit by the car*

The police car stops and Hunter gets out."Ignitus!Come out with your hands up!You are now arrested for drinking!".Ignitus came out with the hiccups and was dizzy.He didnt even know whats going on.
Volteer walsk to Hunter."No dont take him!Ignitus might be stupid,but he is our family.We are family..cant you see that?!".Hunter just looks at him."Um....well,are you sure about this.What is your defense,Volteer?".

Volteer:He's retarted.......

Ignitus:Volteer,watch this.Im going*Hic*do a tripple flip off the refrigerator!

Hunter:.......I see......ok,he's free to go,but im watching you.We have all eyes.

Hunter and the rest of the police went back inside their police cars and drove away.Ignitus did a back flip off the refrigerator and hits his head on the chair.Terrador didnt notice anything,but thought it was the sound effects from the tv.Sparx was under one of the police car wheels.

Volteer:Good thing thats over....>_>Um...Ignitus,please dont go to school again.

Ignitus:Ugh...my aching head.I felt like I was drink and I have a gash in my head.Dont go to wha,Volteer?

Volteer:Nothing!I will erase your memory now.*Put on shades with a men in black suit.Pulls out a silver stick that erase your memory*Sorry,Iggy.*Flash*

Ignitus:Wha?......what just happend...oh,another episode of winnie the pooh?..Oh,wait um are we suppose to be going to Cynders grave?Oh,Volteer,before we go there,I have to tell you a funny joke.Why did Piglet looked in the toilet.............to search for pooh!Hehehehehe!

Volteer:Yep,he's back alright. <_<

Later on,They all went outside to pray for Cynder to go to heaven.Terrador was the one going to say the words for Cynder."God,thank you for all this food you gave us and Volteers peas taste like crap but I eat it anyway because he works so hard on that dish but it still taste like crap though".Volteer taps him.

Volteer:Thats Thanksgiving.You said the wrong one.

Terrador:Oh.......Please guide Cynder to a better place because she was a good dragon..you know what this is very boring.Lets watch Jerry Springer...this is the episode when Elora was cheating on flame and was in love with Hunter.

Cyril:Ok,lets watch the fight.

Spyro:Count me in!*Pulls out cigerette*

Ignitus:Wait,Spyro before you go watch that show.......let the ancestors guide you to the refrigerator and give me some beer.

Spyro:Ok!

In a very different place,Cynder wakes up to see fire around her and demons everwhere."Where am I?!".

Satan:This is your worse nightmares,Cynder.But do you like Nachos.I like nachos

Cynder:Want to eat nachos?

Satan:Sure and is that season 2 of My Little Pink Dragon goes to rehab?I LOVE MY LITTLE PINK DRAGON!!!lets watch! :3

On a sunny day,Everyone was relaxing in the Dragon Temple.Terrador was playing chess with lucy the chess playing chicken."Even if you went to college,Lucy.I might of lost from you 50 times in a row,but that doesnt mean I will give up winning!".Ignitus was playing with his new toy control plane outside.Spyro tied Cynder and Sparx to a rocket to go to the moon and will go in 3 minutes.Volteer was watching Jerry Springer.The toy plane was banging on Red's closed window.Red opens it and see Ignitus.

Red:For Chroniclers sake.Stop bothering me,Ignitus.Im counting my skinned potatos!!!

Red closes his window so the plane won't come inside,but it bust through the glass.The plane was lodged deep inside his eye socket.Red screams in pain."Ow,my eye!!!My eye!!!".Ignitus tip toes away and runs back into the Dragon Temple.He slams the door shut.

Ignitus:If police come at the door,pretend to be dead!!!

Cyril:Look everyone!I found my lucky rusted spoon in the ground!and I found a weegy board that will bring spirits.Yay!

Spyro:You mindless pile of blue fatness!That stuff his dangerous.It will bring spirits from hell into our temple.You can never trust Cyril with anything!

Volteer:Spyro,spirits dont exist!We all just stay in the ground and everything is black!Now,Cyril,lets play with that weegy board!

Ignitus:I want to play too.Come everyone!Yay.....I always want to play a board game!

Spyro:......*Sighs*....devil worshipers!

Later on,the gang began playing with the forces of evil.Volteer put his hand on an arrow and it starts moving on its on different letters

Volteer:Its moving on its own!Its saying something....R.....I....P....T...O

Ignitus:Got left back!

Volteer:No!Ripto and the devil got

Ignitus:left back!I know they got left back!It says it right there......and here!

Volteer:No!!Ripto....

Ignitus:Got left back and the devil went to college!He went to college!

Volteer:........>_> no it says-

Ignitus:No!No!The devil and Ripto went to college!

Volteer:No!Ignitus,its now saying shut the hell up!

Ignitus:....O_O..........oK  :3

Volteer:Ok....Im tired lets go to bed!

Terrador:Yeah*Yawn*I agree with you

Cyril:Wait!Where's Cynder and Sparx

Cynder and Sparx was launched in a rocket and was floating in space.Later on at night,all the dragons were sleeping.Spirits start haunting their temple.

Dragon Spirit:Who has awaken us?!

Dragon Spirit:Lets see who it is!

The spirits looked all through the temple and saw Volteer sleeping.They carried him off and Volteer wakes up.

Volteer:Oh,who's taking me?!Who are you?!Oh,your a ghoust right?Or maybe im flying but im not using my wings of course.Hello,whats your name?Im Volteer the electric guardian.Where ever your taking me it better be a good place and can it have science in it.I love science!Do you love science because I love science and love to be smart.Smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smar.....

The ghoust took him back because he talk to much and was annoying.

Volteer:Smart smart smart smart smart smart smart!

The next morning,The gang found out spirits was in the temple but Ignitus was the first one to notice it.

Ignitus:Terry,my cereal is giving a message..its saying Ooooooo!

Terrador:Iggy,Those are cheerios!

Ignitus:But what about my other cereal?!

Terrador:Those were apple jacks and fruit loops!

Volteer came in the living to talk to Ignitus and Terrador.

Volteer:samrt smart smart smart!Guess what I saw spirits!Spyro was right about spirits they do exist!Scientific proof!

Spyro:The heck I was right!*Gets lift up in the air and spinned around*What the bloody kill?!You guys are just going to stand there?Help me!!!

Volteer:Quick give me the holy water!

Ignitus:You said Holy*Laughs*It sounds funny!

Volteer:Give me the holy water!

Cyril:You can use my rusty spoon.I used it for my cereal and my butt

Volteer:Be serious!!

Ignitus throws the holy water and the glass breaks.Its hits Volteers head and he was knocked out on the ground.

Ignitus:Oh my god!I gave Volteer a coma or a tumor >_>

Terrador:Omg!He has tumor in his head

Spyro:A little help here!!!Get me down!!

Spyro was in the backround spinning while Terrador and Ignitus was talking about nonsense.

Terrador:Ignitus,do you know why potatos and tomatos rhyme?

Ignitus:uh...I don't know.Everything in this world rhymes with something.But this one is catchy! Potatos and tomatos!

Terrador:Tomato tomahto!

Ignitus:Potato Potahto!

Terrador:Everything rhymes exept silver and orange

Ignitus:Ok...lets have contest on who will get drunk first!

Spyro:Ahhh!!Im getting dizzy!!Help you idiots!!

Terraodr:Ok!

Spyro was thrown out the window by the ghoust.Later on,Volteer wakes up.Terrador was drunk and was sitting next to Volteer.

Volteer:What the?What just happend?!

Terrador:Hehehe.......im drunk.Hi,Volteer Hehehe your hawt!

Volteer:O_O He has been posessed by Satan!He needs an exocism!!

Ignitus:Volteer!He's just drunk!He not in control of Satan!Satan got left back in school and never went to college.

Volteer:He is!Be gone Satan!!Get out of Terrys body and let crist destroy you!!

Terrador throws up and his head went all the way around like an owl.In space,Cynder and Sparx was still floating around until an astroid hits the rocket and they was going back to earth.Volteer was beating up Terrador and terrador was knock out on the floor.He had 5 missing teeth and two black eyes.

Volteer:Omg!This doesnt make sense!!!

Cyril:What do you mean,Volteer?!!

Volteer:What do I mean?!!What do I mean?!!!I caculated this digitalized world and its all 3d!

Ignitus:Holy****We're 3d!!*Looks at hands*

Cyril:And that means?!!!

Volteer:Its mean we are a.............video game!!!

Ignitus:Holy****We're a video game!!*Looks at hands*

Volteer:We have to do something about it!!!

Ignitus:Do what?This dosnt make sense!!

The rocket that Cynder and Sparx are attached to went into the eaths atmosphere and was heading for the temple.

Volteer:My god,A rocket is about crash in our temple!!

Out of nowhere the rocket change directions and hit Reds house.The ghoust also dicide to leave they were all boring.

Ignitus:Ain't that a beautiful firework display on Reds house?

Terrador:You can say that again!

Ignitus:Ain't that a-

Terrador:No...I didn't mean literally say it. <_<

On a hot day in the Dragon Temple,Terrador walks in Cyrils room to see why Cyril been in there all day.Terrador see Cyril talking to something and listens.He hides in a corner.

Cyril:I know that,mr.YumYums.Your smart and you know everything!Whats that?You like cookies?I like cookies too!Terradors Behind a lamp?Terry,come out.Your not fooling anyone 

Terrador:Who are you talking to?!Are you going crazy?!

Cyril:No!!Leave me alone,bully!Im talking to my teddy bear.....He's wiseO_O

Terrador:Cyril how can a toy talk?It has no heart,no brain,no other organs to keep it alive but just stuffing!*Grabs teddy bear out of Cyrils hands*This is fake.It cant talk back!!

Cyril:Give it back!Volteer,Terry is picking on me again!

Terrador:Cyril,its time to face reality!This is not real!It was made from people.Not magical pixie dust that is really ketchup that you use to bring your toys to life!*Rips the teddy bear*

Cyril:Volteer!!!*push Terrador to the ground*Meanie!!

Volteer:What is going on here?!Terry,are you bothering him again?!

Terrador:Great!Your taking sides for the big blue baby?!!*walks out*

Volteer: Oh dear!He did something to you?!*Looks at teddy bear*He injured your friend?

Cyril:He almost killed mr.YumYums 

Volteer:Dont worry!A little surgery will help the little guy! *walks way with teddy bear*

Cyril was on the couch waiting for his teddy bear.Volteer came out with a brand new teddy bear.He gives it to Cyril.

Cyril:Thanks,Volteer!Your the smartest and the best!!Come,mr.YumYums!

Later at night,Cyril was sleeping with his teddy bear.The teddy bear dissapeared from his arms and walks in the halls.Cyril heard a scream few mnutes later.Cyril jumps out of his sleeping and looks around.Mr.YumYums was gone.Cyril walks in the halls calling mr.YumYums name.Cyril went in Terradors room and blood was everwhere.

Cyril:Ahh!!!Is Terry alright?!!*Runs to Terrador*Terry?*Pokes*Terry,are you alright?*Pokes eyeball*You must be sleeping.There you are,Mr.YumYums!Wait a minute,you have a blood stain on your fur and a knife in in your pocket.Do you want cookie?Lets go and eat some!

When morning came,Cyril was with Mr.YumYums.They was both walking in a hall till a group of people and police was outside.Cyril came outside and Volteer runs to him.

Volteer:Oh,Cyril!Terrador was murdered.

Cyril:*gasp*How did he died?!!

Volteer:I dont know but something killed him because a knife dropped in hall and blood was everywhere.Im so sorry! 

Cyril:Did they find the killer?!

Volteer:No,but Spyro has been taken in for some answers!

Spyro:The bloody kill?!!I didnt murder that green slobbish sack of weight!!*Thrown into the police car*Im innocent I say!!Im Spyro the Dragon!!*Car drives away*

Volteer:He might go to Juvy....just to be sure!

Later on,Cyril was talking to mr.YumYums in the room.

Cyril:Its sad that Terry died,Mr.YumYums*Sniff*Even if he was a bully to me,I loved him like family!
What do you mean Terry diserved it.He was bullying me though...through out the series.You maybe right!Volteer is the smartest,Mr.YumYums.He's the best of everything.Im going to get both of us some ketchup and pie.

Mr.YumYums eyes glow red in anger.Cyril puts ketchup on the pies to make them magical and puts sprinkles on them.Cyril hear a scream and drops the pies.Cyril ran into Volteer's room.He was covered in blood.

Cyril:Volteer!!!What happend to you?

Volteer:Cyril*Cough*.....I couldn't stop the serial killer!

Cyril:He kills cereal?(grabs a bowl and eats it)

Volteer:No!He...got me!

Cyril:No!!Volteer!!Dont die like this now!!Who was it?!!

Volteer:It was...It was....It was...........I'm dead.

Cyril:No!Why?!!!Volteer,I...I cant let you die like this.I always wanted to tell you this but..I..I.switched your car insurance to geico! *Looks at mr.YumYums*There you are mr.YumYums.Do you know the killer?.......Looking right infront of him?Your funny Mr.YumYums!

The next morning,news spread out of Cynder and Sparx died.Cyril saw three police at their door.

Hunter:We have no clues of the serial killer,but all we found was a button from a teddy bear or some toy!

Elora:Spyro has gone manic!He thinks he didnt kill him but we are suspicious of him!

Spyro:Dam it all!!Curse all of you!!!Bloody Kill!!!

Police:Hold him down!!!Hold him down!!!

Elora:We have no choice but to put him down!Im sorry.Iggy,have you seen the killer.?

Ignitus:Not really.

Flame:Give us any clues that you saw him,okay?

Ignitus shuts the door was singing in the hallways.

Ignitus:Who wear short shorts I wear short shorts!*Hear Cyril talking to someone*

Ignitus walks by Cyril's room and hear Cyril talking to someone.Ignitus hides behind Cyrils closed door.

Cyril:Why is everyone dying?!Mr.YumYums?!!Im scared.Iggy's the last one left!Wha?Kill iggy?!He might think I'm the killer and try to kill me?!!No!He's my friend!He would never do that!

The teddy bear pulled out a knife and his eyes was glowing red.Ignitus bust through the door and jumped on the teddy bear.

Ignitus:It was a teddybear?!Killing people?!

Cyril:Mr.YumYums!How could you?!!!*Sniff*

Ignitus punched the teddy bear and the teddy bear stabs him.Ignitus kicks him in his stomach and the teddy bear slaps him.

Ignitus:AHHH!!He's sucking my face!!!

Cyril:Ignitus,your just fighting a teddy bear.He's not doing anything to you!!

Ignitus:Cyril!Help!!!*Bites the teddy bears arm*

Cyril remembered waht Terrador said along time ago.(It has no heart,no brain,no other organs to keep it alive but just stuffing!)

Cyril:Thats it!Ignitus,tear the stuffing out of Mr.YumYums.Its what keeps a toy alive!

The teddybear was doing karate on Ignitus and was kicking his butt.

Ignitus:Ok!!!*Rips the teddybear apart*

Mr.YumYums died but exploded after that too and everyone came back to life for no reason.

Terrador:........O_OWhat the heck just happend?!!!

Cyril:Im so sorry!!Terry,forgive me!!!

Spyro:Im alive again.Those police try to put me to sleep like an animal!I had the missle on them though!!!

They all laughed.

Chronicler:No this was a odd episode!We will return to the Twilight Zone*Mysterious music*

Terrador:Hi everybody*BOOM*Im alive again and im going to die again!

Cyril:Wah?!!*BOOM*Im alive again to and is going to die again and I came back life!

(Beeeeeeep)

Ignitus:Trie my new hamburger!Its good and discusting!

Volteer:No thanks!I dont like good and discusting hambugers!It gives me thunder gas!

Ignitus:Trie it!!Please or you will die and come back to life!

Volteer:No thanks!I rather die and come back to-

Ignitus:Trie it!or die and die and never come back to life to enjoy the world!

Volteer:...ok!!*Eats it*Mmmmm........was in this stuff?

Ignitus:Sugar,lemons,berries,and your gonna die!

Volteer:.......O_O Eh?!*BOOM*

Volteer died but his legend lived on as a electric guardian.Spyro was happy have a good and discusting hambuger and Terrador became a doctor.A doctor help people eat burgers again.Sparx is now a dancer at the disco's to dance with those butterflies.Cynder married Ignitus and they both had 84 kids.Volteer came back to life a few years later and everything back to normal.

(Beeeeeep)

Terrador:Im not pregnant!Who is the father!

Cyril:Im the father,Terrador!I love you with my heart!

Volteer:No im the father of his kid!

Spyro:No!I am the father and I will proof it by violence*Pulls out sniper*

Ignitus:All of you are liars!I am his true husband.Right Terrador?!Tell the truth

Terrador:*Sniff*He is the father,Maury.I lied about not having a baby too!

Maury:You are the father!It said it on the lie detecter.You was lying that you wasn't pregnant with his child.

(Beeeeeeeeeeep)

Spyro:(says 13 times) Volteer!

Volteer:WHAT?!!!!   

Spyro:.......hi!*runs away*

(Beeeeep)

Hunter:Ok,im going to hunt a deer!Using my bow and arrow!Oh,there go's one!*Shoots*

Elora:Ahhh!!!!

Hunter:Oh...um........um I think I killed Elora!!!

Spyro:Hunter!what-

Hunter:Spyro,um would you hold this bow and arrow and tell other people you killed Elora so I wont go to jail?

Spyro:.......yes!

Hunter runs away!

(Beeeeeeeep)

Ignitus:Its peanut

Volteer:Butter!

Cyril:Jelly!

(Beeeeeeeep)

Ignitus was on the couch and was fatter than a cow.Volteer came in the living room and saw him.Spyro came too.

Volteer:OMG!Ignitus,what happend to your body?!Your obese!

Ignitus:*Gasp*Im not obese,Volteer.Its muscle!!!

Spyro:Ok lets see...oh your eating KFC's chicken oh um...a couch full of French Fries.......woah!!A pillow case full of Chips and Nacho cheese....Hmmm oh my you had a box of AppleJacks stuck to your butt!XD

Volteer:All of those are un healthy food,Iggy!

Ignitus:Volteer,Im heathy look I can walk.*Rolls on the floor*............um I cant get up! Terry,bring in the skate board to zoom me around the house!

Terrador:Ok,Iggy!!*Comes in with a skate board and pushed Ignitus inside.Ride him outside* Iggy!Im going to take you to a place where you will excercise.

Terrador turns around at the skate board and see that Ignitus is missing but trails of has fatty sweat was left.Ignitus bust through the temple door and ran to Volteer.

Ignitus:Volteer!I have to find a way of losing weight without exercising!Terry is going to make me do that!

Volteer:Eating vegetables!That will help!

Ignitus:I wont do it!

Volteer:It includes eating,Iggy 

Ignitus:Ok!I will eat it!

Later on,Ignitus was in a chair with a plate of lettuce,Tomatos,carrots and peas infront of him.Volteer watches him eat.

Ignitus:....*Looks at food and looks at Volteer*

Volteer:Come on,Iggy!Eat your vegetables!

Ignitus:Im not eating this stuff!Its look gross!

Volteer:Iggy!Eat it now or I will have to spoon feed you!*grabs Ignitus's mouth open and grabs a spoon full of vegetables*

Ignitus slaps the spoon out of his hand.

Volteer:Fine!!Your going to eat the vegetables that is dirt and grow into food!

Ignitus:*Eats it*Eww it taste like Dookey!!

Volteer:Your suppose to put water on it and it will turn into food!And it taste very good!!

Ignitus:No!It taste like buttchickamucka!!!

Ignitus kicks him off and runs out the window.Ignitus tries to fly but his weight in making it hard to flie.He spins out of control and hits Red's house.Red was sleeping in his bed room and part of his house was bust open by Ignitus.Red's bed room fell apart and he falls to the lower floor.

Red:Im serious.I need to stop being neighbors with Ignitus >_>

Ignitus crashed into Embers window.Ember rolls him over to see his face.

Ember:OMG!Ignitus why are you so balloon like?!You look like a big red balloon!

Ignitus:Im trying to loose weight and I dont look like a balloon!!

Ember:....Hmmmm...you whats the best way?!Throwing up in the toilets!Its the quickest way!

Later on,Ignitus and Ember went to have throw up party in the bathroom and celebrate by throwing up to loose weight.In Spyro's room,Spyro was creating a fitness ray to turn Ignitus back to normal.

Spyro:This will turn that depressing sack of red blubber back to normal!

Terrador:Ok,where is that red bowling ball?!Im going to take him to exercise!!He ran off on me!!

Volteer:You mean Reddy mc Fat Fat?!

Cyril:Yes,he means Walking Tomatoe!

Ignitus came inside with a new look.Terrador looks at him and hops into Volteers arms.

Terrador:WTF FTW?!Iggy!!What happend to you?!!!

CYril:He looks like those sticks figures I draw in my diary!(Peter laugh)

Volteer:Ignitus!You can die if you do this to yourself!Your body is way to the max skinny and your head is normal(Try to picture it,viewers XD)

Terrador:Its time to make an interview,Iggy.........

Ignitus:(in an interview)...Hello,people!Im Iggy and im very smart!

Spyro:Thats a hellish lie!

Ignitus:Spyro,what are you doing here?!...and "hellish" is not a real word!

Spyro:Eat Fitness ray,stick man!!!

Spyro use the ray on him,but he put it on high instead of low.Hunter comes in(Random time).

Hunter:Your going to destroy the whole universe!!!

Spyro:No I wont!!!

Ignitus was about explode and destroys the whole universe!!!

Chronicler:And thats how it happend my friends!On the next Twilight Zone*Mysterious Music*