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Re: Funny Quotes

dummy@example.com (Erza) — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 05:27:39 +0000

" im not an idiot , i just know how to have fun " (:

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dummy@example.com (Ryft Darkpaw) — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 19:50:48 +0000

Best Pick Up Line EVER!! "Hey there, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

and other random quotes "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day"
"I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, please keep me here."

andd......that's all i can think of at the moment...MORE TO COME

Re: Funny Quotes

dummy@example.com (Aicebo) — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:56:42 +0000

"Things aren't getting any better, and you stretched out all your sweaters. Things aren't getting any better, no never, no never." -Pencey Prep, "Fat and Alone"

"I can watch Good Will Hunting by myself! I can shop for clothes without her help! I can hang out with my friends, do the good times ever end? I can watch Good Will Hunting by myself!" -Ludo, "Good Will Hunting by Myself"

Re: Funny Quotes

dummy@example.com (RedDragonX) — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:50:48 +0000

Yeah I do the best I can with what I have to work with.

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dummy@example.com (Swaffy) — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:46:42 +0000

Nice, RDX. The long quote about life. Wow. That's bad, hahaha.

Re: Funny Quotes

dummy@example.com (Sparky4077) — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 23:41:03 +0000

Heres one from some kids at school.

"I cut myself, but Im not emo."

"Peeing in the shower makes me feel free!"

"keep my nose out of this!"

"What ever happened to being polite?"
" You were born,thats what!"

Re: Funny Quotes

dummy@example.com (RedDragonX) — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:41:51 +0000

"When you're a teenager...you think you can do anything, and you do.......your twenties are a blur........in your thirties, you raise the family, make a little money, then start wondering to yourself.."What happened in my twenties?"....in your forties you grow a little pot belly and you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud, and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother.....in your fifties you have a minor surgery, you call it a "procedure" but it's a surgery.....in your sixties you have a major surgery the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway.......in your seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start having dinner at one in the afternoon, you have lunch around ten, breakfast the night before, you start wandering around malls looking for the ultimate soft yogurt and muttering to yourself "How come the kids don't call, how come the kids don't call"....in your eighties you have a major stroke, you start babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama............any questions?"

Re: Funny Quotes

dummy@example.com (Erza) — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 05:30:20 +0000

"you aint no jellybean your just bean ,"

my friend got it from somewhere .

Re: Funny Quotes

dummy@example.com (Swaffy) — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 03:18:51 +0000

Of course you have, friend. But maybe not those 9 year-olds. : )
Think of the kids!
[Warning: I have not put an exclamation point in any of my
posts in a long time.]

Re: Funny Quotes

dummy@example.com (RedDragonX) — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 03:17:28 +0000

I'm afraid to say that I've heard much much worse.

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dummy@example.com (Swaffy) — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 03:14:23 +0000

Almost disturbing.

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Re: Funny Quotes

dummy@example.com (Spyro YoTd) — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 19:30:43 +0000

Sparky4077 wrote:

Anyone got funny quotes? Put em here.
Heres some...
When life gives you lemons, throw them at people.
If practice makes perfect,but nobodies perfect, why practice?
I beleive you have my stapler.
How you like me to remove your tonsils...through your ear?!
How would like to donate a pient of blood through the nose?

Before you were born, the word "stupidity" was without a definition.
Don't go in the pimped out fridge dude!

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. thats a really funny one my dad always says it to me as im growing and i think its quite a usefull line

Re: Funny Quotes

dummy@example.com (wforcier) — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 18:58:57 +0000

Here are quotes that I thought were funny.

"All generalizations are false, including this one."
"Don't fool yourself: you are not suspecting the unexpected; you are only suspecting what you suspect to be unsuspected."

Re: Funny Quotes

dummy@example.com (Sparky4077) — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 20:43:27 +0000

Cesna Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:13 am Post subject: Re: Funny Quotes
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Sparky4077 wrote:
Anyone got funny quotes? Put em here
When life gives you lemons, throw them at people.
Here is the real lemon saying:
When life gives you lemons, you make orange juice and leave everyone wondering how the hell you did it.

nice...very nice.Of coarse you can make orange juice!A lemon is just an orange that knows somebody.

Re: Funny Quotes

dummy@example.com (Swaffy) — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 01:06:08 +0000

Okay, I'll see if I know any more.

"Wait 'till the fat lady sings."
"What fat lady? There aint no fat women around here."