RedDragonX replys: "That's nonsence"

~cornys~ replys: "That IS nonsence"

Parody of this entire subject ^

ok that was very random but I was bored and it's relevent... I guess.

Northadamus suddenly raises from his grave and points at me "RANDOM!" he says then dies.

No offence anybody that was like a Tonight Show monologue I hope you know. sorry if I did offend anybody.

ok most of that wasn't funny (if none all). O'Well I'm trying at least

Anyway, here are the hard facts:

1. The Mayans, the Orion code(or Orian, I forget), the old version of the bible, and Northadamus predicted something is going to happen on December 21st 2012 at 6:18 (not sure what time zone or if AM/PM), but their views are different.
2. The Mayans predict that the entire human race will go through an instant evolution of mind.
3. The Orion code suggests we will be gaining heightened senses and full control of mind (maybe we will gain the other 90% of our brain power).
4. Northadamus says that the world will fall into complete anarchy with starvation, and war.
5. Northadamus predicted 100 things that would happen up until 2012, including the birth of 3 antichrists (Napoleon, Hitler, and someone not born yet). So far, all his predictions have come true.
6. Sol will line up with the galactic core, causing massive solar flares.
7. All the planets (and our moon) will align on that date, causing the Earth's magnetic fields to temporarily weaken 0.03% (that is actually a normal amount).
8. Nibiru (Planet-X) will come within 1 AU of the Earth, which will cause an icy meteor shower that will burn in the atmosphere.
9. The Mayan calender just so happens to end on that date.

The Mayans were an ancient Mesoamerican civilization who were famous for their calenders and skywatchers. They practiced astronomy every day, and they have come up with the world's most accurate calender that ends on that exact date.

Northadamus was an alchemist, occultist, philosopher, and some say he was a psychic. He has come up with the Northadamus code, which contains over 100 predictions that lead up to 2012. They included the birth of 3 anti-christs (Napoleon, Hilter, and someone yet to come) the 9/11 terrorist attacks, and the Middle-East wars. He even predicted the exact date of his death. After his death, in 1700 he was dug up, and strangely he was wearing an amulet that said 1700 on the front.

Nibiru (Planet-X) is the 4th-9th planet from Sol. It has an oribit that comes around Sol closely, and then goes way far out beyond Pluto into the Kuiper Belt. It comes this close only once out of (around) 600 years, and only gets near Earth out of a few thousand. It is around 8 times the mass of the earth, and is thought to be made out of ice. Because of it's speed, it will send hunks of ice towards the earth, but will most likely burn up before reaching the ground.

On December 12, 2012... many fear that the unspeakable will happen... the thing that makes people wake up in the middle of the night, screaming... SCREAMING!

Chuck Norris will have a rematch with Bruce Lee.

That's like saying WWIII will start with two immensely fat guys fighting over a donut.  Then they are soooo fat that it will shake the plate the US is on and the president will think Russia is nuking us, launching our nukes at them, and Russia will be liek wtf??

Chuck Norris will have a rematch with Bruce Lee.

Personally technology has its uses and its flaws...I just want to live my life the best I can every day. Anything else realy doesn't hold a candle to that.

People from back then thought that there would be things like flying cars in this period of time. There isn't. The future will be just like this.