Spyro the Dragon Forums / Funny Review

Re: Funny Review

dummy@example.com (Picklejerky) — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:28:26 +0000

XRedDragonX wrote:

Picklejerky wrote:
XRedDragonX wrote:
That would be my best guess....unless he simply got his facts completely mixed up.
Or he was high while playing the game, and that's what he could remember. Maybe that's where the "Yellow explosions and blue stars" came from XD
Lucy in the sky with diamonds....come on everyone sing it lol....yeah again that makes my night...the moron prolly was high or something @.@....maybe he thought that was the only way he would be able to enjoy the game...

Re: Funny Review

dummy@example.com (RedDragonX) — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:04:16 +0000

Picklejerky wrote:

XRedDragonX wrote:
That would be my best guess....unless he simply got his facts completely mixed up.
Or he was high while playing the game, and that's what he could remember. Maybe that's where the "Yellow explosions and blue stars" came from XD

Lucy in the sky with diamonds....come on everyone sing it lol....yeah again that makes my night...the moron prolly was high or something @.@....maybe he thought that was the only way he would be able to enjoy the game...

Re: Funny Review

dummy@example.com (Picklejerky) — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:48:55 +0000

XRedDragonX wrote:

That would be my best guess....unless he simply got his facts completely mixed up.

Or he was high while playing the game, and that's what he could remember. Maybe that's where the "Yellow explosions and blue stars" came from XD

Re: Funny Review

dummy@example.com (RedDragonX) — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 17:19:46 +0000

That would be my best guess....unless he simply got his facts completely mixed up.

Re: Funny Review

dummy@example.com (Spyro Master) — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 09:53:28 +0000

yeh that would make sense that it could b is first review or he didnt hav any clue wot he was talking about probaly not paying attention to playing it i dont tihnk

Re: Funny Review

dummy@example.com (RedDragonX) — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 23:16:26 +0000

Orrrrr...perhaps he didn't have any clue what he was talking about lol...or perhaps this was his first review....who knows lol...all I know is that what he just said counts for nothing in the mind of a Spyro fan lol...

Re: Funny Review

dummy@example.com (Spyro Master) — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 15:56:18 +0000

i dunno perhaps he was taking something and it made his mind go weird lol bt it ihnk he means by blue stars the blue gems and also yellow explosions mabye spyros electic ball attack

Re: Funny Review

dummy@example.com (Picklejerky) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:57:09 +0000

" it becomes difficult to see what you are doing amid the giant balls of yellow explosions, blue stars and green gases."

What yellow explosion and blue stars?

Re: Funny Review

dummy@example.com (RedDragonX) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:57:50 +0000

Haha..you can go ahead and do that if you want lol..I can see him just rereading the thing and then having it dawn on him slowly lol..."Ahhh "beep"...."

At least that shows you just how much he payed attention in the game lol...

Re: Funny Review

dummy@example.com (Spyro Master) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:55:00 +0000

lol wot an idiot sparx as a fox i know lets go an e-mail all teh mistakes he made and send him to his boss that will humiliate him lolecaping imprisonment form ice nt its a cutscene wot hope does that webiste hav wiv decent reviews in the future

Re: Funny Review

dummy@example.com (RedDragonX) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:28:57 +0000

I'm glad it could lol..because it certainly makes mine almost every time I read it lol...

Re: Funny Review

dummy@example.com (Erza) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:10:46 +0000

THAT just made my day.

Re: Funny Review

dummy@example.com (Spyro_Loves_Me) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:05:27 +0000

Oh, wow. What a read.
No clue how he got Sparx mixed up with a fox. That's just ... ridiculous.
I also like the part about Elites. I mean he should've figured it out after a while. Then again, he probably didn't even try.
That review is a hot mess.

Re: Funny Review

dummy@example.com (Da®kemix) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:39:18 +0000

"While both Spyro and Cynder can somewhat fly,"

Has this person played other Spyro games?

"you must escape your imprisonment "

Imprisonment? from what? The short scenes at the beginning?

"Running, jumping and floating around the screen is fun at times"

AT TIMES? Its fun ALL the time!

Re: Funny Review

dummy@example.com (RedDragonX) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:44:35 +0000

Yeah I think that sums it up pretty well Rurik lol...