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Re: Chuck Norris

dummy@example.com (ontels) — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 10:17:16 +0000

chuck norris kicks *bleep* intill the cows come home......then he kicks there *bleep*'s

Re: Chuck Norris

dummy@example.com (John Man 1234) — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:48:03 +0000

Chuck Norris was the one who taught Captain Falcon the Falcon Punch.

Re: Chuck Norris

dummy@example.com (ontels) — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 17:02:30 +0000

chuck noriss dosent carry guns for pretection guns carry chuck norris for protection

Re: Chuck Norris

dummy@example.com (EclipsedMoon99) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 01:49:36 +0000

Curses, here I was thinking I'd make this topic...

Well, I've read every single Chuck Norris that I can find...

Re: Chuck Norris

dummy@example.com (A Guy) — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:25:38 +0000

When Chuck Norris walks, he doesn't move, the Earth rolls in the opposite direction.

Re: Chuck Norris

dummy@example.com (Fletch_Talon) — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:06:53 +0000

A Guy wrote:

Fletch_Talon wrote:
some games have a "chuck norris" difficulty level, it involves blindfolds a straight jacket and genital clamps, chuck norris is the only man who could beat a game on "chuck norris" except chuck norris doesnt play games
Hey, I haven't heard that one before. It's quite good, as well.

thanks, i kinda just made it up, though its possible i was influenced by a similar joke, im not sure since ive read a lot of chuck norris jokes

i also like soviet russia jokes (russian reversals)

in soviet russia norris chucks YOU!

Re: Chuck Norris

dummy@example.com (A Guy) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:58:50 +0000

Fletch_Talon wrote:

some games have a "chuck norris" difficulty level, it involves blindfolds a straight jacket and genital clamps, chuck norris is the only man who could beat a game on "chuck norris" except chuck norris doesnt play games

Hey, I haven't heard that one before. It's quite good, as well.

Re: Chuck Norris

dummy@example.com (Fletch_Talon) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:47:20 +0000

some games have a "chuck norris" difficulty level, it involves blindfolds a straight jacket and genital clamps, chuck norris is the only man who could beat a game on "chuck norris" except chuck norris doesnt play games

Re: Chuck Norris

dummy@example.com (John Man 1234) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:49:19 +0000

Chuck Norris was the one who thought Captain Falcon how to drive and fight.
A bear tried to eat Chuck Norris and he tamed it and it's now his pet.

Re: Chuck Norris

dummy@example.com (Martial Arts Spyro) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:45:34 +0000

uhh, I already made a thread like this.

Re: Chuck Norris

dummy@example.com (A Guy) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:26:03 +0000

Chuck Norris can beat a fish in an underwater breathing contest.

Chuck Norris always wins every election. Other candidates are just chosen to run in his place.

People fear the end of the world on December 21, 2012, because that is when Chuck Norris is predicted to become bored of humanity.

Re: Chuck Norris

dummy@example.com (saphira17) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:25:47 +0000

Here's my favorite Chuck Norris quote: "Why is Chuck Norris so cool anyway?" lol I never understood it, but I thought it was neat anyway the way people come up with this stuff. And I don't think I've heard half of the sayings that are out there about Chuck Norris. Here's one if you're anti-norris: Bauer, Bond, and Norris together couldn't touch Jason Bourne. I prefer Bourne, but w/e.

Re: Chuck Norris

dummy@example.com (bmah) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:51:58 +0000

Chuck Norris is overrated. Give credit to Bruce Lee, who brought him to kung fu fame.

Re: Chuck Norris

dummy@example.com (Aicebo) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:38:54 +0000

Atresac wrote:

chuck norris realizes when chuck norris jokes are out of style because everybody has heard them.

Oh my God YES.

Re: Chuck Norris

dummy@example.com (Kamineko) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:33:51 +0000

chuck norris realizes when chuck norris jokes are out of style because everybody has heard them.