He is Oscar Wilde.

"I have nothing to declare, but my Guinness... er... genius"

see I made him sound like an alcoholic and a vain *bleep* all in one >_>

no to be honest i stole that joke from a TV show, and i dont really know anything about the guy, by the way if you don't get it, Guinness is an irish beer

"sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" this one took me a while but it is true. Part of it is finding your heart in the confused mind that wee call earth.

I got some from my diary that i made up but i would like to see more.

Reddragon12 have you seen the art that i put up for for you and your friends? I remembered that drew it over the sumer about something that has happened to me in the past that i think you would like to see.

One is lonely, two is company, three is a crowd, and four and five are nine.

"A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. "

"A man who does not think for himself does not think at all. "

"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. "

"A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. "

"A true friend stabs you in the front. "

"All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. To be natural is to be obvious, and to be obvious is to be inartistic. "

"All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life. "

"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. "

"An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him. "

"An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all. "

"Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing. "

"Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. "

"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future."

"Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching. "

"Everything popular is wrong. " I like this one because it is the mindset of way too many angsty teenagers these days

"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. "

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. "

"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. "

"How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. "

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. "

"I can resist everything except temptation. "

"I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. "

"I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability. "

"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead. "

"If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism."

"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious. "

"It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly. "

"Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. "

"Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. "

"Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable. "

"Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed. "

"No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. "

"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit. "

"The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. "

"The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means. "

"The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. "

"The world is divided into two classes, those who believe the incredible, and those who do the improbable. "

"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing. "

"There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. "

"There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. "

"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. "

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. "

"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. "

"Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects. "

All from one totally awesome dude.  Who can name him without using Google or any other search engine?

"yesturday is history, tomorrow is a mystery ,but today is a gift that's why it's called the resent"
this one is funny
"give a man a fire and he'll be warm for days but set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

Reddragon ive heard those ones!! they koolies!

"If its not broke, LEAVE IT ALONE OR IT WILL BE!" -Me!

i thought somebody would have put these up for sure:
"Ride out this storm, live to fight another day" -Chronnie!
"Even in the darkest of times, there is allways hope" -Iggy!

(i finally quoted!)

Off saying: Litterly. Think about it. Friends, family, i'm not gonna say the next one.

And a couple fun quotes that I love:

"Sundown...on the road...prepare for bloodshed."

"I reckon we see how many kittens are in a caboodle! ...ONE! You're on!"

Both from 8 Duders with 6 Shooters.