one day he was writing some maths problem on the board and he turns to the class and says "now where do you think i pulled that formula/rule from?"

i whispered to my friend "your *bleep*" and we were laughing for the rest of the lesson, and we were the only ones who knew why

My school is flat-out insane.  I come home everyday with at least 3 stories of what'd gone wrong in the day.  From being called "The Demon Child" to teachers forgetting the importance of double-meaning, laughter is nearly everywhere at all times.

Like one time, the science teacher was out, so we went to her husband's class till she came back from downtown.  Mr. BJ's class was art, and his students had just done a project on tye-dye shirts.  The shirts were in the kids' backpacks, and he wanted to see them.  Forgotten how our minds are all in the gutter, he yelled, "When I call your name, lift up your shirts!"

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Lol that would be pretty funny. That happens a lot at my (former) school, where things that teachers say are taken out of context by the students, with some amusing results.

Like one time, the science teacher was out, so we went to her husband's class till she came back from downtown.  Mr. BJ's class was art, and his students had just done a project on tye-dye shirts.  The shirts were in the kids' backpacks, and he wanted to see them.  Forgotten how our minds are all in the gutter, he yelled, "When I call your name, lift up your shirts!"

Same here, there's a lot of competitiveness.

Problem Solved

Don't worry about Miley Cyrus... Shes going to mess up big time one day and make a huge fool out of herself and the media will eat her alive.

at which point she'll become even more famous, we'll hear about and see her even more often and she'll make just as much, if not more money than ever