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Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

dummy@example.com (Spyro) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 00:42:26 +0000

The contest is now over. I forgot that it ended yesterday so you all got another day to enter! Lucky dogs! I will begin to make my decisions now. Expect an answer within the week (that means before or on this time next Saturday).

Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

dummy@example.com (Ignitus's #1fan) — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:10:44 +0000

Isn't the contest over >.>? We need an announcement here, Neal .

Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

dummy@example.com (Hail The Ice Dragon) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:23:01 +0000

ENTRY 1

Goat: Ohhh I make da boyzzz go lokohhh!

Sheila: *slaps goat* Stupid sheepdog thing that is my line!

ENTRY 2

Goat: *taps fingers on wall* I want my M&M's delivered nooooow!!!

Sheila: *hops up and down on the goat's head* OMG OMG DIDJU JUST SAY M&M'S!?!? I LOVE DEEEM! *checks under your feet* *sees m&ms* MEANIE YOU CRUSHED DA M&MS! HMPH! *has funeral* :'( Dat was da last box of mine too... .wahhhh!

Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

dummy@example.com (Lexy) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:47:17 +0000

Hope I'm not too late to enter.

Entry 1:

Sheila: Hey, ermmm, why are you balancing on one foot?

Goat:(Thinking) And why are you hanging out with a dragonfly?

Entry 2:

Sheila: Have you seen Spyro the dragon anywhare? I have to give him his pet fly back.

Goat:(Thinking) Dragon? I have to warn my auntie shep! She's only an old sheep, she'll be eaten for sure!

Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

dummy@example.com (Malefor) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:11:38 +0000

this is my second

Sheila: did you see billy?

Pete: Man i new that funny looking hot dog was emportent burrp!

Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

dummy@example.com (Malefor) — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 22:25:12 +0000

Sheila: did you sniff billie's but
Goat: Your sexy (in his mind).
Goat: can i make out with you sheila?
Sheila: No go make out with billy?
Goat: Ok In distence he says billy sexy billy sexy!!!
Goat: give me a lick on the but!
billy: Ok
goat: will you mary me?
Billy: Yes
Sheila: then i now pernowce you husben and husben?????

Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

dummy@example.com (Blaz3r) — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:26:40 +0000

Shiela: Hey sparx, somethink is sticked to my but, be usefoul and take it off.

goat: I don't want to know what are they doing at night..

Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

dummy@example.com (alexis1213) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:28:15 +0000

Sheila: hello is this thing on
Goat: hello is ur brain on
Sheila: no not rly
Goat: o rly
Shelia:......
Goat: hey do want to come to my house for dinner i will have vegtable soup
Sheila: no thanx i've already had my vegtables today
Goat: *comes up and hits Sheila's head*
Sheila:.....
Goat: u have been drinking V8 again haven't u
Sheila: um okay i have
Goat: thats what i though

lolz...........

Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

dummy@example.com (Cynder7) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:20:55 +0000

Sheila:LET ME IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goat:No way...I was told to guard it...so tough luck...

Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

dummy@example.com (alexis1213) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:17:18 +0000

i'm the queen of spam no not spam ham in a can

Sheila: oh hiya Goat
Goat: hey Sheila whats up
Sheila: whats up is i'm hungry do u know where i can find Goat meat
Goat: *with shock look in face* um no i do not
Sheila: um okay i'll go find Spyro and ask him to cook me up some sheep
Goat: *says to himself* boy that was close
Sheila: hey Spyro can u cook me some Goat
Spyro: um no cuz Goat is my friend
Sheila: oh okay....
Sparx: Sheila is one crazy person
Spyro: geee u think
Sparx: i think alright
Spyro: *laughts out loud* sry Sparx but ur crazy
Sparx: hey i resembale that remark
Spyro: u think
Sparx: T_T
Spyro::P
:-P

Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

dummy@example.com (Spyro_fan55) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:12:30 +0000

Fletch_Talon wrote:

ratchet wrote:
Shrimp is called a "prawn" in Australia.
im australian, i know
however if i had said throw a prawn on the barbie it wouldnt have been true to the stereotype and a whole bunch of people who arent australian would have told me that i meant shrimp
merry ol' land of Oz... australia... see
oh and Queensland for the record

Ooooh! I wanna go to Australia! LOL XD sorry just had to say

Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

dummy@example.com (Fletch_Talon) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:38:59 +0000

ratchet wrote:

Shrimp is called a "prawn" in Australia.

im australian, i know

however if i had said throw a prawn on the barbie it wouldnt have been true to the stereotype and a whole bunch of people who arent australian would have told me that i meant shrimp

merry ol' land of Oz... australia... see

oh and Queensland for the record

Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

dummy@example.com (ratchet) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:19:40 +0000

Shrimp is called a "prawn" in Australia.

Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

dummy@example.com (Fletch_Talon) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:37:01 +0000

Sheila: Oi, 'ave you seen my shrimp on the barbie?
Goat: Oh dear, the Australian stereotype knows about my secret doll collection

Sheila: Why am i still jumping into this wall
Goat: Oh dear, the player he is AFK, he sees nussink!

Re: Contest Two: Situational Comedy

dummy@example.com (vb354) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:19:52 +0000

shila:goat yea (:)
goat:yea where oh u mean me ah very funny