The second one is easy enough. On th Us/Canadian border! Or half go on the US side, half go on the Canadian side. Alright, joking! You don't burry survivors!

The third one is really easy. Electric trains DON'T BLOW SMOKE! 

The fourth one is also rather obvious, cause Rosters can't lay eggs cause they're the males!

Ok theres a boy at school, and hes drawing on the board. the teacher askes him ''what are u drawing?'' he says   a purple flower. the teacher sends him to the principals office. he askes why are you here? he says the teacher asked me what was on the board and she sent me here. he asks what was on the board. he says a purple flower. GET OUT OF THE SCHOOL!!! so hes gets home and his dad asked, why are you here? he says the teacher asked me whats on the board, she sends me to the office, the principal kicks me out of the school. dad asks what was on the board, a purple flower. dad kicks him out of the house, a police man asks him why are you out here? he says the teacher asked me whats on the board, she sends me to the office, the principal kicked me out of the school then my dad kicked me out of the house. what was on the board the police man asked, a purple flower. GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY!!!! So the boy gets on an airplane and he tells the pilot the story, so he gets kicked off the plane. he lands via parachute on the side of a street walks across the street gets hit by a car and dies. the end.

what is the moral of the story?

#2

A plane lands on the US/Candian boarder where do you bury the surviors?

#3

An electric train is heading north and the wind is blowing south, which way will the smoke blow? (north, south, east, west)

#4

a rooster is on a roof that is slanted on both sides (like a triangle and the rooster is sitting on the point) it lays an egg. (it doesnt break)

which way will it roll. right or left?

When you come up with an answer, PM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL TELL YOU IF YOUR RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!