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Re: The Offical Joke Thread

dummy@example.com (SpyroGirl101) — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:23:21 +0000

OH YES!!!!!! I've got a FUNNY one!!!
There were three skydivers and when they jumped out of the plane they each threw something down to Earth.One threw a ball, one threw a knife, and one threw a bomb. When they reached the ground, they saw a little boy crying and said, "Little boy why are you crying?" He said, "A ball hit me on the head." Then they saw a little girl crying and said,"Little girl why are you crying?" She said,"A knife hit me on the head." Then they saw a little boy laughing and said, "Little boy why are you laughing?" He said, "I farted and my house blew up!"

Re: The Offical Joke Thread

dummy@example.com (Stormy) — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:48:46 +0000

My history teacher tells really dumb jokes, but I can't think of any right now.

Re: The Offical Joke Thread

dummy@example.com (Paranoia) — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:51:59 +0000

ALRIGHT, everyone must be going -_- at me right now... -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Quite right XD Well I can't think of any beter except lame jokes my science teacher tells so...

Re: The Offical Joke Thread

dummy@example.com (Zekira Drake) — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 13:00:48 +0000

Uh, no. What did the banana say to the fish... banana...? Do...

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ALRIGHT, everyone must be going -_- at me right now... -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Re: The Offical Joke Thread

dummy@example.com (Spyrorocks) — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 00:55:17 +0000

Yeah, he requested a name change.

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dummy@example.com (Stormy) — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 00:49:27 +0000

Zekira, you changed your name again? OK, Zekira Drake, I have to remember that. xD

Re: The Offical Joke Thread

dummy@example.com (Spyrorocks) — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 00:34:43 +0000

If you have a registered account, do not post as a guest.

Im disabling the bug that lets guests delete other guests posts.

Re: The Offical Joke Thread

dummy@example.com (Stormy) — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 23:16:14 +0000

I did say why he was offline didn't I?

Yeah, you did. But he didn't have to POST when he was offline. When he was done deleting the messages he should have logged in to post.

I have no idea... Artie.... xD Remember that?

Re: The Offical Joke Thread

dummy@example.com (Hurricos_McBreixo) — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 21:27:24 +0000

Well, go on then Artie. What did the Banana say to the Fish?

My geuss is:

Banana: "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!"

Of course I could be wrong though , but I like that idea.

Re: The Offical Joke Thread

dummy@example.com (Zekira Drake) — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:58:33 +0000

Yeah that was me. I think the forum recorded ME is the spammer because I recently deleted 4 spams from the Spyro Chat forum, and this forum did have a database error... heh.

So... anyone wanna guess what did the banana say to the fish?

I SWEAR, everyone will go -_- at me when they find out the answer. ^_^

Re: The Offical Joke Thread

dummy@example.com (Klone) — Sun, 21 Jan 2007 16:37:15 +0000

I did say why he was offline didn't I?

Re: The Offical Joke Thread

dummy@example.com (Stormy) — Sun, 21 Jan 2007 16:31:22 +0000

I did look up the IP address. Must have missed the one he used for that post; there were like 15 of them.

Zekira, could you please use your account to post from now on so we could avoid this confusion?

Re: The Offical Joke Thread

dummy@example.com (Klone) — Sun, 21 Jan 2007 15:36:31 +0000

Blueflame. It was Artemis. I know it was cos he told me why he was offline. Guests can delete other guests posts, and Artemis was having a little clean-up. Don't believe me? Get spyrorocks to check the IP of artemis (offline) and artemis. They should be the same.

Re: The Offical Joke Thread

dummy@example.com (Stormy) — Sun, 21 Jan 2007 14:40:33 +0000

You are not Artemis the Ripper. You're that same idiot who's been posting all the spam.

Re: The Offical Joke Thread

dummy@example.com (Klone) — Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:30:16 +0000

spyrorocks, I apologize for any possible spam that may end up here.

My answer is...

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE

heh, well, I like to guess random stuff.