Spyro the Dragon Forums / Bah humbug!

Re: Bah humbug!

dummy@example.com (Mr. John) — Fri, 28 Feb 2020 04:33:26 +0000

What a close call thanks Spyro.

It’s what I do. Later. *Heads back to Avalar through portal.*

Re: Bah humbug!

dummy@example.com (36IStillLikeSpyro36) — Tue, 25 Feb 2020 21:41:49 +0000

Mr. John wrote:

*Lucky we were saved by Spyro and e erything is back up Thank goodness.*

swag

Re: Bah humbug!

dummy@example.com (Mr. John) — Tue, 25 Feb 2020 04:58:56 +0000

No I mean yeah that's really cool but run there's a bomb that Ripto planted run away.

Kaboom *Spyroforum gets blown up our avatars destroyed Ripto shut down the website forever after that blast.*

Told those fools I'd shut them down. Oh no.

Heh.

*Lucky we were saved by Spyro and e erything is back up Thank goodness.*

Re: Bah humbug!

dummy@example.com (36IStillLikeSpyro36) — Mon, 24 Feb 2020 02:05:48 +0000

i know, right?!

Re: Bah humbug!

dummy@example.com (Mr. John) — Sun, 23 Feb 2020 22:31:28 +0000

Yowzers!

Re: Bah humbug!

dummy@example.com (36IStillLikeSpyro36) — Sun, 23 Feb 2020 17:43:42 +0000

Ranger
Rangor
Rango
TRango
Twango
Twingo

Re: Bah humbug!

dummy@example.com (Mr. John) — Sun, 23 Feb 2020 11:05:45 +0000

I think Twingo and Ranger just created life. Some kind of quite that brought something to life.

What could it be?

Re: Bah humbug!

dummy@example.com (36IStillLikeSpyro36) — Sun, 23 Feb 2020 03:10:14 +0000

RangerOfIthilien wrote:

GRANT US EYES

i'm using the ones i currently have, and i don't have any spares. sorry.

Re: Bah humbug!

dummy@example.com (RangerOfIthilien) — Sat, 22 Feb 2020 02:59:02 +0000

Twingo wrote:

we are born of the blood
made men by the blood
undone by the blood

GRANT US EYES

Re: Bah humbug!

dummy@example.com (Mr. John) — Mon, 03 Feb 2020 00:19:27 +0000

Hmm very interesting.

Re: Bah humbug!

dummy@example.com (MrXLink) — Sun, 02 Feb 2020 21:54:42 +0000

Well, you see... the larger a posterior's circumference, the larger the surface area would be. More surface area means more room to absorb the shock, essentially meaning less pain. Can't make any scientific declarations about pain caused by the removal of the exorbitant amount of tape used in the process, though. That's a matter of personal preference, which I did not cover in my evil scientist seminar.

MrXLink is not responsible for any flaws in scientific reasoning and will not be eligible for refunds on your sibling/spouse/BFF's rear end quality. MrXLink is not responsible for anything MrXLink says.

Re: Bah humbug!

dummy@example.com (Mr. John) — Sun, 02 Feb 2020 21:49:01 +0000

Do tell.

Re: Bah humbug!

dummy@example.com (MrXLink) — Sun, 02 Feb 2020 21:47:15 +0000

That would depend on the subject matter's circumference

Re: Bah humbug!

dummy@example.com (Mr. John) — Sun, 02 Feb 2020 21:40:57 +0000

Oh yikes that sounds painful.

Re: Bah humbug!

dummy@example.com (MrXLink) — Sun, 02 Feb 2020 20:49:24 +0000

You know how some dudes tape a brick to the gas pedal to go vroom vroom?
If they see an obstacle, they will do the same with their co-driver's posterior and the brakes.