Alternatively, you could post the fruit you think would least accurately describe reality. I will leave the decision up to you, since you're all entities capable of forming your own thoughts, which is highly desirable.

pearpad

sounds like a distant relative of Applejack's.

"WE DON'T TALK ABOUT PEARPAD BECAUSE" [insert Applejack-obsessing-over-apples trope]

and then the iCanada S and the iCan'tada S

what will it be, you ask?

eh, probably an iPad that's shaped slightly differently than normal iPads

Twingo's parents and teachers always told him he Can'tada, but he never gave up, always telling them "i Canada!"

that's racist

I saw a meme like that but with sonicare toothpaste and it said "My toothpaste told me what I always wanted my dad to say :'("

HA

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