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Re: I have something to say

dummy@example.com (RangerOfIthilien) — Sat, 22 Feb 2020 03:23:59 +0000

Yeah, I was really sad when he died

Re: I have something to say

dummy@example.com (36IStillLikeSpyro36) — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 18:51:06 +0000

Mr. John wrote:

Yeah what he said. Rest In Peace though. Didn’t even know that.

yep. died in 2009.

MrXLink wrote:

Yeah it's sad, he sure was a legend

one of the only advertising figures i've ever genuinely respected.

Re: I have something to say

dummy@example.com (MrXLink) — Tue, 18 Feb 2020 22:42:34 +0000

Yeah it's sad, he sure was a legend

Re: I have something to say

dummy@example.com (Mr. John) — Fri, 14 Feb 2020 01:46:12 +0000

Yeah what he said. Rest In Peace though. Didn’t even know that.

Re: I have something to say

dummy@example.com (MrXLink) — Wed, 12 Feb 2020 19:10:20 +0000

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Billy Mays is not responsible for stuff. Any stuff. Like, seriously, don't hold Billy responsible. He has a wife and children. He's also very not alive. Give him a break. We'll sue you. Have a nice day.

Re: I have something to say

dummy@example.com (36IStillLikeSpyro36) — Wed, 12 Feb 2020 17:36:29 +0000

MrXLink wrote:

BILLY MAYS HERE FROM THE FUTURE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT

I'M LISTENING MR MAYS

Re: I have something to say

dummy@example.com (Mr. John) — Wed, 12 Feb 2020 15:15:47 +0000

What's for sale Mr. Mays?

Re: I have something to say

dummy@example.com (MrXLink) — Wed, 12 Feb 2020 00:52:09 +0000

BILLY MAYS HERE FROM THE FUTURE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT

Re: I have something to say

dummy@example.com (36IStillLikeSpyro36) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 16:25:17 +0000

there for awhile, it seemed like every single product on TV (at least in the US?) had the number one eight hundred four four one twenty-four hundred

I have something to say

dummy@example.com (Twingo) — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 00:58:43 +0000

Call one eight hundred two six seven two thousand and one. AlarmForce! *boom* AlarmForce is listed on the TSX.