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Re: Cheesy Jokes

dummy@example.com (Swaffy) — Mon, 21 Mar 2016 02:33:09 +0000

EricChristianOlsenFanatic wrote:

What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabbe

This made me laugh louder than I initially intended.

Re: Cheesy Jokes

dummy@example.com (Mr. John) — Sun, 20 Mar 2016 15:33:53 +0000

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get an egg omelette.

Re: Cheesy Jokes

dummy@example.com (EricChristianOlsenFanatic) — Sat, 19 Mar 2016 23:48:30 +0000

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabbe

Re: Cheesy Jokes

dummy@example.com (Dark Fury Dragon) — Sat, 19 Mar 2016 04:35:10 +0000

Two antennas met on a roof. They fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!

Re: Cheesy Jokes

dummy@example.com (Steinar) — Fri, 18 Mar 2016 23:28:04 +0000

My hoof is soggy from the warm water, mind if i cool it down a bit

Re: Cheesy Jokes

dummy@example.com (Swaffy) — Fri, 18 Mar 2016 22:19:42 +0000

My vacuum broke in the middle of cleaning and I can’t tell if the situation sucks or not.

Re: Cheesy Jokes

dummy@example.com (RangerOfIthilien) — Fri, 18 Mar 2016 10:35:12 +0000

hahahaha i love this thread

Re: Cheesy Jokes

dummy@example.com (Steinar) — Sun, 28 Feb 2016 12:57:43 +0000

Question: What is Spyro's favorite game?
Answer: Don't fall into the Embers and don't get Flamed on your way up.

Re: Cheesy Jokes

dummy@example.com (thetruefan) — Sat, 27 Feb 2016 16:10:43 +0000

Upvoted for using the word 'Fan'!

Re: Cheesy Jokes

dummy@example.com (Mr. John) — Sat, 27 Feb 2016 15:56:20 +0000

thetruefan wrote:

pLEASE MAKE THIS END

A guy walks into a bar on a hot Summer's day, asks for a beer he sees no one and asks the bartender where is everyone? The bartender says I guess they just made like a fan and blew away. Sorry fan don't hate me.

Re: Cheesy Jokes

dummy@example.com (Swaffy) — Wed, 24 Feb 2016 01:36:50 +0000

What has four legs and one arm?
A happy pit bull.

Re: Cheesy Jokes

dummy@example.com (Mr. John) — Tue, 23 Feb 2016 20:40:11 +0000

What do you get when you cross a moose with a duck? A moosetake.

Re: Cheesy Jokes

dummy@example.com (thetruefan) — Tue, 23 Feb 2016 16:43:33 +0000

pLEASE MAKE THIS END

Re: Cheesy Jokes

dummy@example.com (EricChristianOlsenFanatic) — Mon, 22 Feb 2016 23:10:21 +0000

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

Re: Cheesy Jokes

dummy@example.com (Steinar) — Mon, 22 Feb 2016 03:13:02 +0000

What do you call a three humped camel?
Pregnant!

I took that joke from the upcoming movie Zootopia though : 3.