Spyro the Dragon Forums / Quotes from around the forum that sound funny out of context

Re: Quotes from around the forum that sound funny out of context

dummy@example.com (Paranoia) — Sat, 09 Aug 2014 13:56:09 +0000

The correct answer is: more money.

Flapjacks wrote:

uuu lambda-senpai ◕ >‿‿◕

Re: Quotes from around the forum that sound funny out of context

dummy@example.com (36IStillLikeSpyro36) — Sat, 09 Aug 2014 05:34:41 +0000

36IStillLikeSpyro36 wrote:

i still have the spare change here. i'm getting a little hungry. does anyone know some good seasonings for money?

Re: Quotes from around the forum that sound funny out of context

dummy@example.com (Paranoia) — Fri, 08 Aug 2014 20:36:32 +0000

Mr. John wrote:

Shadow can't escape his ogre's mighty love. It's not ogre till it's ogre. ShrekXShadow forever.

Too good

Re: Quotes from around the forum that sound funny out of context

dummy@example.com (Flapjacks) — Thu, 31 Jul 2014 04:59:24 +0000

Breaking Bad wrote:

*bleep* azz negr0
{ mod edit: don't bypass the word filter }

Re: Quotes from around the forum that sound funny out of context

dummy@example.com (Paranoia) — Thu, 31 Jul 2014 03:21:06 +0000

Flapjacks wrote:

How the hell did hair get in there?

Re: Quotes from around the forum that sound funny out of context

dummy@example.com (36IStillLikeSpyro36) — Thu, 31 Jul 2014 02:34:53 +0000

KingLambda, there are lots of better ones from me than that. this one immediately comes to mind:

Spyro got dat mad gucci, he got a 2014 Stingray he swaggin' in with his babe Cynder. work? Spyro strictly follows the philosophy of swaggin' yolo gucci money, he ain't got no career.
but he sure got dat mad swaggin' cave, and if he needs a summer home, he got da dragon temple where he yolo it up with his buds Iggy, Syrup, Voltage, and Terrayolomoneygucciswag

Re: Quotes from around the forum that sound funny out of context

dummy@example.com (Stormy) — Wed, 30 Jul 2014 23:46:19 +0000

15 year old me wrote:

Z is for (zOMG Spyro PWNS U!)

also

Cinder is a dragon. I know that much. That would be weird to fight a phoenix for some reason... it would be out of character of the game.

Quotes from around the forum that sound funny out of context

dummy@example.com (RangerOfIthilien) — Wed, 30 Jul 2014 23:40:28 +0000

Sorry 36, I'm gonna have to pick on you first because this is not normally something you'd say.

36IStillLikeSpyro36 wrote:

i didn't know they could be used to kill enemies. that's cool, i'll have to try that sometime.