Spyro the Dragon Forums / You are attacked by the previous poster's username. What happens?

Re: You are attacked by the previous poster's username. What happens?

dummy@example.com (Scaler) — Sun, 12 Apr 2015 22:55:24 +0000

Simple: it's not a ghost, so I just dodge the thing.

Re: You are attacked by the previous poster's username. What happens?

dummy@example.com (thetruefan) — Sun, 12 Apr 2015 19:35:25 +0000

(True fans are like regular fans, but they have gigantic wind powers and they are pretty like me)

As I studied in class, a paranoia attack hit me. I started flipping the tables and peeing on my teacher's table. The police came, then the purple man tazed me and I died

Re: You are attacked by the previous poster's username. What happens?

dummy@example.com (Paranoia) — Sun, 12 Apr 2015 19:27:03 +0000

Do you have some sort of classification system for true fans versus just regular fans? Like, is the space heater in my room a true fan, or just a fake one? I need to know!

ANYWAY
I was minding my own business, enjoying the beautiful weather outside when I see a group of Spyro enthusiasts (fans, if you will) across the street. As I approach, I realize in horror that they are in fact TRUE FANS, meaning that they will ridicule me for not liking every single Spyro game that's ever been released. In the end it was too late; I was overpowered by the TRUE FANS--forced to play through Dawn of the Dragon, Skylanders, and Enter the Dragonfly until 100% completion. This was truly the end.

Re: You are attacked by the previous poster's username. What happens?

dummy@example.com (thetruefan) — Sun, 12 Apr 2015 19:13:02 +0000

36IStillLikeSpyro36 wrote:

i'm trying to walk by, and a truefan starts blowing air at me, knocking me over.

Corrected

Re: You are attacked by the previous poster's username. What happens?

dummy@example.com (36IStillLikeSpyro36) — Sun, 12 Apr 2015 17:26:17 +0000

i'm trying to walk by, and a fan starts blowing air at me, knocking me over.

Re: You are attacked by the previous poster's username. What happens?

dummy@example.com (thetruefan) — Sun, 12 Apr 2015 16:24:59 +0000

I were walking around in the dark street, then my worst enemy popped up- Spyro the city racer. He hit me with his car and drove away, leaving me on the cold ground, spewing blood to all directions.

Re: You are attacked by the previous poster's username. What happens?

dummy@example.com (spyrothepalmontcityracer) — Wed, 01 Apr 2015 22:37:11 +0000

36IStillLikeSpyro36 wrote:

haha, that was genuinely funny.
i dunno who "Ranger of Ithilien" is, and i'm too lazy to Google it, so i guess whoever they are, they just attack me with ranger-y weapons.

RangerofIthilien is used to be KingLambda you know.

and for 36IStillLikeSpyro36, the Beats came back, and plays Rusko's 'You're On My Mind Baby' REALLY LOUD!

Re: You are attacked by the previous poster's username. What happens?

dummy@example.com (36IStillLikeSpyro36) — Wed, 01 Apr 2015 04:46:08 +0000

haha, that was genuinely funny.

i dunno who "Ranger of Ithilien" is, and i'm too lazy to Google it, so i guess whoever they are, they just attack me with ranger-y weapons.

Re: You are attacked by the previous poster's username. What happens?

dummy@example.com (RangerOfIthilien) — Wed, 01 Apr 2015 03:23:24 +0000

36 people who still like Spyro beat me up for admitting I'm only kind of a Spyro fan

Re: You are attacked by the previous poster's username. What happens?

dummy@example.com (36IStillLikeSpyro36) — Wed, 01 Apr 2015 00:22:52 +0000

Scaler wrote:

I have no idea what Geckonze is supposed to be based on.

it's Czech for "baby gecko".

as for spyrothepalmontcityracer, i'm at Palmont City and Spyro runs me over with his car.

Re: You are attacked by the previous poster's username. What happens?

dummy@example.com (spyrothepalmontcityracer) — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 21:56:10 +0000

Scaler wrote:

I have no idea what Geckonze is supposed to be based on.

Scaler, i have one. the one based on you is the one after the one based on Gekoncze.

Gekoncze based. (based on his avatar, name, and signature)
I saw a purple dragon just sitting on a bench with a phone in his hand (i think he was on Google). and then i got a message from someone named Gekoncze and it saids....
"Gekoncze: :3
Stormy: 3:
Brad: :3
Mujaffa: 3:"
and then i replied....
"I'm sorry, you got the wrong number."
and then he replied back..
"ok, sorry."
and then i found a pic that has the same text Gekoncze sent, along with an image of Spyro and Ember, at Seattle (i guess).

and here's yours Scaler.

Scaler based. (based on name, avatar, and signature).
I heard a loud bang on a window, and it's Faith Connors.
Me: "A you crazy?! You can't stand on a window. it will break!"
Faith: "Sorry."
then she jumped off, and then i saw 2 women sitting on a bench, having a conversation or something.

There you have it.

Re: You are attacked by the previous poster's username. What happens?

dummy@example.com (Scaler) — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 17:39:42 +0000

I have no idea what Geckonze is supposed to be based on.

Re: You are attacked by the previous poster's username. What happens?

dummy@example.com (Gekoncze) — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 17:01:35 +0000

I got attacked by 36IStillLikeSpyro36, so now I like spyro so much that I can't bare it and squeeze in pain.

Re: You are attacked by the previous poster's username. What happens?

dummy@example.com (36IStillLikeSpyro36) — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 15:50:53 +0000

i get attacked by Scaler's supersonic rainboom

Re: You are attacked by the previous poster's username. What happens?

dummy@example.com (Scaler) — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 10:46:52 +0000

Again, USERNAMES. Whatever, we just go out for coffee.

Flapjacks wrote:

he transforms, and proceeds to do nothing because he has no arms or legs.

He has electrical and tongue-based powers at his regular form, plus has does a supersonic boom from his mouth when transformed into that thing. Oh, and he's a chameleon, so he can cloak himself.