Twingo wrote:

what a story mark

I DID NAHT HIT HER I DID NAHT

oh hai twingo

no, but you hit the office cart

what a story mark

I DID NAHT HIT HER I DID NAHT

oh hai twingo

what a story mark

...and that's how Equestria was made! someday i'll have to tell you the story of how i got my cutie mark, it's a !

or so they thought.

you see, Staples got another shipment that day that neither Story, Glabmadevkomprewurtslyzuburwohoppodanardelinbyquaedmeteejgopwap, nor even RivalryOfIvory himself had counted on -- office carts. RelateOfIrate's biggest fear. and there, along the wall, at the other end of the computer game aisle, stood one of the aforementioned office carts.

"dear, it's okay, let's just go to checkout," Story said, putting her hand on RiceOfIce's shoulder.

her words went in one ear and out the other.

RotationOfIndnentation immediately began to sweat and shake, eyes staring directly at the office cart, looking directly at him.

there was no going back. ReflectOfIndirect let out a loud

and ran for the door.

thankfully, he had enough wits about him to remember the items in their cart. "STORY!!!" RecalcitrantOfImplant yelled out, shouting his wife's SpyroForum username halfway across the store, "TAKE MY WALLET!" he threw it with all the force he could muster, and it landed at Story's feet.

thankfully Story was good at handling these kinds of situations and kept her cool, keeping Glabmadevkomprewurtslyzuburwohoppodanardelinbyquaedmeteejgopwap distracted so as not to upset him. they checked out with their items and met RedheadedOfIndebted at the car.

but it wasn't over.
RackOfIcepack would make sure of that.
that office cart had won the battle,
but it hadn't won the war.

he lay awake in bed that night, looking at Story as she slept. "i can't keep running away from my problems," he said, "especially now that we have a child. i'm going to face my fears."

he stared at himself in the bedroom mirror, hands on the dresser. he could already see the sweat forming, but he didn't care.

he let out his battle cry:

and drove heroically to Staples, where he immediately found the computer game aisle and attacked, winning the wrestling match with his lifelong foe.

and then the store made him pay for it, and the family had a nice office cart to put their office supplies and everyone lived happily ever after.

the end.

NO

STAY BACK

i am a dinosaur roar i will eat u now

Twingo wrote:

because https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/34505 … 286272.png

where did you get that image?

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