A bear walks into a bar and says

Hi i'd like a drink and

a bag of crisps.

To wich the barman respomds "hey why the long pause??"

LOL! That's PUNNY!

Hi i'd like a drink and

a bag of crisps.

To wich the barman respomds "hey why the long pause??"

The bar man says 'Sorry, we don't server faster-than-light neutrinos here.
A neutrino walks into a bar.

I herd a joke!!!
Skylanders got good revews!!!!!

NOW TELL ME THATS NOT THE FUNNIEST THING U EVER HERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111

NOW TELL ME THATS NOT THE FUNNIEST THING U EVER HERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111

Technically that stuff isn't supposed to be allowed at all, but I figure you all are mature enough to not click if you'd be offended or whatever.

So yeah, Clock-la, you've got the right idea: just don't go overboard with it and you're good as far as I'm concerned.

The teacher looked at little Larry's records and told him to please take his seat. Not five minutes passed when little Larry stood up again and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be in the third grade!' Larry did this a few more times before the principal came along and the teacher explained Larry's problem.

The principal and the first grade teacher told little Larry that if he could answer some questions that they could decide in which grade he belonged. Well, they soon discovered that Larry knew all the state capitals and country capitals that the principal could think of.

The teacher suggested they try some biology questions... 'What does a cow have 4 of but a woman has only 2?' asked the teacher.

'Legs!' Larry immediately replied.

'What does a man have in his pants that a woman doesn't?' asked the teacher.

'Pockets!' said Larry.

The teacher looked at the principal, who said, 'Maybe he should be in third grade, I missed those last two questions!'

Edit: Is it just me or has the JOKE topic made me seem like a real rule follower O-o

Furry fan just a word of advise, but should'nt you lay of the dirty stuff a bit more I know u warned people so thats fine but you get point xD

Probably. Spyro is for all ages, so perhaps adult jokes shouldn't be in a forums site where there are plenty of 8-year-olds who shouldn't be hearing them.

Spoilered cus It's a little dirty.

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So a man and a women are waiting in line to checkin at a hotel. The guy slips and his elbow fell onto the breasts. The man got up and said

I am so sorry ma'm If your heart is as soft as your breasts can you forgive me?

The woman then said

If your *bleep* is as hard as your elbow, Meet me at room 315.

Hahaha! LOL! That's a good joke... It was probably best to keep it in a spoiler tag.

why were the scissors upset

]they didn't make the cut

(credit goes to me)

Holy crap, that made my day! I haven't been able to laugh at something
stupid in a long time! Cool joke! Awesome. I need to calm down now.