The story summary is posted almost everywhere, so here it is:

In Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure, players take on the role of a powerful Portal Master

AKA you, The Player. Please insert your name here.

who can control over 30 different characters

But only 3 you will actually control. The rest you have to actually buy them. And there's a guarantee that most of them would suck anyway.

including the beloved purple dragon, Spyro.

Who hasn't been in a good game since Year of the Dragon.

Each of these heroes is a protector of an amazing, mysterious world

Remember the "tube" from FFXIII well it's back.

but they have been ejected from their world by the sinister Portal Master known as Kaos

It's pronounced Chaos. But Kaos feels like speaking in Mortal Kombatese.

and now, they are frozen in our world as toys

They must get help from Woody and Buzz to escape.

Only the players of Skylanders Spyro's Adventure can get them back into their world

Or that i guess...wait no.

by embarking on a fantastical journey

As fantastical as we can get on a budget of 2 bucks.

where they will explore mythical lands

See "tube above"

battle menacing, outlandish creatures

Like a Furby.

collect treasures

When you get the treasure Spyro will do this.

and solve challenging puzzles

Like pushing and pulling blocks to get up the tower.

as a part of the quest to save their world.

And in the end. Spy-ro go home.

People wonder why Skylander hopefuls get so mad about anti-Skylander people.  This is why.

It boggles my mind that people who dislike Skylanders go on the forum and act like brats to the people who DO like it. I hate Twilight, should I go find a Twilight forum, make an account, and troll the other members?

When fans who get too worked up over a video game franchise, and they greatly despise the changes in a game of that series, that's how they usually act.

The story summary is posted almost everywhere, so here it is:

In Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure, players take on the role of a powerful Portal Master

AKA you, The Player. Please insert your name here.

But only 3 you will actually control. The rest you have to actually buy them. And there's a guarantee that most of them would suck anyway.

Who hasn't been in a good game since Year of the Dragon.

Remember the "tube" from FFXIII well it's back.

It's pronounced Chaos. But Kaos feels like speaking in Mortal Kombatese.

They must get help from Woody and Buzz to escape.

Or that i guess...wait no.

As fantastical as we can get on a budget of 2 bucks.

See "tube above"

Like a Furby.

When you get the treasure Spyro will do this.

Like pushing and pulling blocks to get up the tower.

And in the end. Spy-ro go home.

In Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure, players take on the role of a powerful Portal Master, who can control over 30 different characters, including the beloved purple dragon, Spyro. Each of these heroes is a protector of an amazing, mysterious world, but they have been ejected from their world by the sinister Portal Master known as Kaos, and now, they are frozen in our world as toys. Only the players of Skylanders Spyro's Adventure can get them back into their world, by embarking on a fantastical journey where they will explore mythical lands, battle menacing, outlandish creatures, collect treasures, and solve challenging puzzles as a part of the quest to save their world.

i'm basically getting the same idea from both of these stories, just, one is told in a positive light, and one's told in a mocking one.

In Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure, players take on the role of a powerful Portal Master, who can control over 30 different characters, including the beloved purple dragon, Spyro. Each of these heroes is a protector of an amazing, mysterious world, but they have been ejected from their world by the sinister Portal Master known as Kaos, and now, they are frozen in our world as toys. Only the players of Skylanders Spyro's Adventure can get them back into their world, by embarking on a fantastical journey where they will explore mythical lands, battle menacing, outlandish creatures, collect treasures, and solve challenging puzzles as a part of the quest to save their world.

...Nevermind, you'll just keep saying random things.

...jus give me the link to the story summary.

I take that you haven't looked to read the story summary, since you hate Skylanders.

Heh heh no. But let me guess.

Evil Wizard wants to rule the world. Spyro and his gang of teenagers with attitude must go kill him. The End.

Kaos banished them to earth, remember? If you had read the story summary of the game.

I just figured Spyro rammed the naked Mother Time God so hard they teleported from their dimension into ours...And then was shot down by the Japanese military.