Lol @ you all for turning one word into an argument. Isn't the internet great?

But yeah, disclaimers. Drug commercials' disclaimers are the best. "Side effects may include dizzyness, fainting, coma, or death. Talk to your doctor about acytlcoralblarglesomething today!"

I need SOMETHING to argue about... Otherwise it's just not as fun...

Toothpaste contains flouride, which is considered a drug. However, the FDA really makes this a lot more of a worry than it needs to be. Your body throws up the flouride before you have the chance to ingest even 1/8th the amount it would take to kill you.

My disclaimer:

WARNING: If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax! Lie on your back and apply immediate pressure to your temples. You are simply experiencing a rare reaction, in which the material emancipation grill may have the eartubes inside your head.

Has anybody read the warning label on a tube of toothpaste?

It says: "If more than used for brushing is acidentally swallowed, get medical help or contact your Poison Center immediately."

Most people's first reaction is this:

Wait, toothpaste is poisonous?

Oh, and the picture renders fine for me - it's pretty big though.

But yeah, disclaimers. Drug commercials' disclaimers are the best. "Side effects may include dizzyness, fainting, coma, or death. Talk to your doctor about acytlcoralblarglesomething today!"

Neotyguy40 wrote:

riverhippo wrote:

Has anypony ever seen an epic disclaimer like this one?  share your disclaimers and 'fine prints'.

We've been tolerant of furries.
We've been tolerant of fangirls who love anime shows.
We've been tolerant of those people who make godawful fanfics.
We've even been tolerant of you with your pony thing.

However, there is a time in everyone's life where they MUST be ridiculed for what they love. Your time started when you ruined our graceful language with a horrible pun.

You have been warned... We can't be responsible for what will happen next... That is MY epic disclaimer...

Ok since when have been tolerant to furries and fangirls.

Ontels and me make fun of furries.(ontels calls them furfags)

Swaffy makes fun of ANYONE who likes anime

Don't talk about tolerance if you don't even know what kind tolerance goes on around here.

EDIT: You know what? Forget what I just said if you've read it. I just realized you haven't been here for long enough. Sorry.

riverhippo wrote:

Has anypony ever seen an epic disclaimer like this one?  share your disclaimers and 'fine prints'.

We've been tolerant of furries.
We've been tolerant of fangirls who love anime shows.
We've been tolerant of those people who make godawful fanfics.
We've even been tolerant of you with your pony thing.

However, there is a time in everyone's life where they MUST be ridiculed for what they love. Your time started when you ruined our graceful language with a horrible pun.

You have been warned... We can't be responsible for what will happen next... That is MY epic disclaimer...

Ok since when have been tolerant to furries and fangirls.

Ontels and me make fun of furries.(ontels calls them furfags)

Swaffy makes fun of ANYONE who likes anime

Don't talk about tolerance if you don't even know what kind tolerance goes on around here.

I like it - why not just ridicule everything?

Because that makes people angry... And being angry is bad.

I was using the term graceful to be melodramatic and put emphasize on my speech. It's what I do. It's called using rhetorics. If you don't like it then stop making so much drama yourself.

And I sure hope your just using rhetorics too considering I almost actually laughed when you said the French language was graceful. I'll admit I only know English and Spanish, however, I think I would prefer to know Japanese, then German, then Russian, and then Chinese than to think of French as "graceful".

But he communicates effectively. That's all that matters.

Us calm down? Have you even read our posts? I'm not even portraying any of my words outside a monotone. Maybe you're the one who should take a rest.

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Considering his post count and the date he joined, I would say this isn't the first time it's happened.

Ontels, sure Neotyguy40 is over the top with language, but what about you - you don't even try to to place commas, are they too complex for you?

You complain about Neotyguy putting to much emphasis on language and now your saying I don't put enough? AFTER saying your sick of forced drama?  u mad bro?.

What is your obsession with language? The English language is hardly "graceful". I could understand someone saying the same about French, but really, English? Also, with the drama - come on - stop trying to make a big deal out of something on the internet. Get over it, is life so boring that you try to make the internet seem exciting?

Ontels, sure Neotyguy40 is over the top with language, but what about you - you don't even try to to place commas, are they too complex for you?

Then you Riverhippo - fine, you like ponies, we get it - that doesn't mean you have to expose us to them and assume that everyone else likes them too. Seriously, can you not find something better to do than pony-worship?
RIDICULERIDICULERIDICULE
DIS SRS BIZNIZ!
Calm down guys.

Anyway, on topic, LOL about the disclaimer you posted, pretty over the top.

Funniest disclaimer I've seen is this one at the start of Fight Club (spoilered for language):

Has anypony ever seen an epic disclaimer like this one?  share your disclaimers and 'fine prints'.

We've been tolerant of furries.
We've been tolerant of fangirls who love anime shows.
We've been tolerant of those people who make godawful fanfics.
We've even been tolerant of you with your pony thing.

However, there is a time in everyone's life where they MUST be ridiculed for what they love. Your time started when you ruined our graceful language with a horrible pun.

You have been warned... We can't be responsible for what will happen next... That is MY epic disclaimer...