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Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!

dummy@example.com (Latias fan) — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 22:14:18 +0000

Spyro:*points gun at head*PERSONA!!!!!!!*gunshot*

Cynder:Hey Spyro i got the Evoker you need ohhhhhhh

Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!

dummy@example.com (Hyper) — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 19:07:02 +0000

Cynder: ama ama ama ama ama ama AMMA WANT UR JELLY
Malefor: 0mg n3v3r n00b!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!
Sparx: -insert something intellegent here-
Spyro: DOHOH!
Terrador: ima barbie girl
Ignitus: I'm an ice type!
Cyril: 889

And the most unlikely...

Volteer: ... -nothing-

Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!

dummy@example.com (Clock-la) — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 21:39:07 +0000

Gaul: NOW OUR MASTER RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spyro: NO GAUL YOU MUST STOP THIS!!!!

Malefor:I AM BACK I AM THE GRATEST EVIL IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cynder: Spyro seen as we are going to die will tell you thins now...im pregenent...
Gaul: S***
Malefor: not evan im THAT evil im out of here!!!
Gaul: a baby created for the fans URGH I QUIT THIS JOB OH JHEEZ I FEEL GRUBBY JUST THINKING ABOUT THE LITTLE BRAT!!!
Spyro: teen prgnancy gets rid of all of lifes worries kids so be smart DON'T you that condom.

Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!

dummy@example.com (The Mad Thatter) — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 10:52:10 +0000

OLOL. XD

Volteer: Eyup Spyro me man, 'ow's it 'angin, blud?
Spyro: EVERYTHING'S HANGING LOOSLY, EVERYTHING! MY LIFE IS A TOTAL JOKE! *cuts wrists*
Ignitus: BELIEVE IN THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND YOU WILL BE SAVED SPYRO! BELIEVE BELIEVE BELIEVE.
Cynder: SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU! YOU'RE SO STUPID AND I'VE GOT A HANGOVER SO SHUT UP!
Volteer: So fings are hangin ova' for youse Cynda?
Cynder: SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL YOU!
Cyril: MAL! NOO! JESUS CHRIST!
*silence*
Cyril: What? I like Inception?
Terrador: I like Tinkerbell and the Great Fairy Rescue!
Sparx: I like Mummy.
Zoe: HAHAHAHOLOLO-wait, I don't get it.
Cynder: SHADDUPSHADDUP OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
*very - loud - noise*
Cynder: GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *eats the world* Dámn, now where can I live?

Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!

dummy@example.com (Clock-la) — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 11:39:06 +0000

Cynder: spyro the whole worl is under thret again!
Spyro: FFS LOOK I HASVE SAVED US ALL LIKE 10 times now MABY EVAN MORE EVERY SINGLE TIME I JUST WANT MY VACATION SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET THE F*** OUT OF MY SIGHT AND DO IT YOUR SELF!!!

Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!

dummy@example.com (Swaffy) — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 00:12:37 +0000

[Spyro and Cynder sitting on a rock, looking at a large lake]

S - Cynder?
C - What, Spyro?
S - I have someting to tell you.
C - You can tell me anything.
S - Great.
C - What is it?
S - I farted.

Narrator: Febreeze. The best solution to the worst smells.

Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!

dummy@example.com (Clock-la) — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 09:05:41 +0000

((Hey thats basicly what happend on AnB XD ))

DotD Cyder: Hi spyro
Spyro: KILL IT!!!

Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!

dummy@example.com (The Mad Thatter) — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 07:32:25 +0000

^Lol XD

Ignitus: I JUST ATE A BURGER!
Spyro: WOAH! MAN! GET THE CHAINSAW!
Ignitus: Wha-why?
Spyro: You ate the last burger in da house, man, and I wanted it.
Ignitus: Yo-you could just buy another!
Spyro: Why would I buy one when I could easily get one free? All I have to do is cut your stomach open.
Ignitus: But you'll kill me!
Spyro: Consider it at bonus.
Ignitus: O-E
Spryo: Don't look me like that, you're an old man, you'll die anyway.

Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!

dummy@example.com (Clock-la) — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 09:31:32 +0000

AnB when spyro first meats iggy

Ignitus: ohh my looks like a strong young dragon found his way into my cave
Spyro: oh hello, you seem like a nice old man lets follow him into the dark temple far away from any life forms that can help us if we somhow get in troble.

Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!

dummy@example.com (The Mad Thatter) — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 18:36:10 +0000

Ignitus: I'm a very old dragon, Spyro, and I want to tell you that I'm proud of you.
Spyro: Oh, what?
Ignitus: I'm very proud of you and I've come to think of you a my son.
Spyro: Really? Wow. Wait...what's a son?
Ignitus: Offspring.
Spyro: What's an offspring?
Ignitus: Never mind, but I want you to know that I'm your friend.
Spyro: I had a friend once. He was called Sparx, but he got squahsed.
Ignitus: I know, I squashed him.
Spyro: Really, why?
Ignitus: Look! We're getting off-topic. And I want you know that, when I die, I will leave you something very special in my will.
Spyro: Ooh, can I have a rifel!?
Ignitus: No, but you can have 100,000,000,000 gems.
Spyro: Oh...
Ignitus: Ahem, 100,000,000,000 gems, Spyro.
Spyro: Yeah, but what is that?
Ignitus: Money.
Spyro: Ney-mon.
Ignitus: No, mon-ey.
Spyro: Moo-ney! Hey, is this a farmyard game? Buck-buck-buckaw!
Ignitus: NO! We're talking about the very large amout of mon-ey - mon-ey - I am going to pass on to you when I die.
Spyro: Huh? Die? Who's gonna die?
Ignitus: NO ONE! I just said that WHEN I die I will GIVE you a LOT of MONEY!
Spyro: Who's giving me money?
Ignitus: ME!
Spyro: Sweet? How many gems?
Ignitus: 100,000,000,000.
Spyro: 100,000,000,000 whats?
Ignitus: Gems!
Spyro: Why would I need 100,000,000,000 gems?
Ignitus: FORGET IT! I'LL GIVE IT TO CYNDER!

Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!

dummy@example.com (nintendofreak) — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 15:51:02 +0000

spyro: Lets get married ember.
ember: <_< no I hate you.

Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!

dummy@example.com (Clock-la) — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 09:51:00 +0000

Ember: Hi sparks wanna make out?
Sparks: shure.
Iggy: CAN I JOIN IN!!!!!!
Spyro: only If I can
Cynder: Room for one more?
Gaul: i think theres room for 2 more
Cyril: nope make that 3
Malefor: i think you need to add an exstra one to your calculations bub
Ember ok...i dont mine exsperimenting...you ok with it sparks?
-3 minets Later-
Terrador: Hi everyone
Cynder: TERRIDORS COMMING RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!

dummy@example.com (Apoc) — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 22:54:33 +0000

I'm Isaac Clarke b***h!

Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!

dummy@example.com (Clock-la) — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 10:39:48 +0000

Cynder is doing hanky panky with sparks and spyro walks in.

Spyro: im 12 year old, and what is this?

Re: Say something a Spyro Character would NEVER SAY!!!

dummy@example.com (The Mad Thatter) — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 09:59:27 +0000

Cynder: Iggy can I have a pony?
Ignitus: No.
Cynder: Iggy can I have a pony?
Ignitus: No.
Cynder: Iggy can I have a pony?
Ignitus: No.
Cynder: Iggy can I have a pony?
Ignitus: No.
Cynder: Iggy can I have a pony?
Ignitus: No.
Cynder: Iggy can I have a pony?
Ignitus: No.
Cynder: Iggy can I a massive firebreathing dinosaur that kills everybody?
Ignitus: Christ, I wanted one of those.
Cynder: I'll get you one for your birthday.
Ignitus: I die in DOTD, I don't have any more birthdays.
Spyro: I HAVE 367 BIRTHDAYS IN A YEAR!
Cynder: How can you have 367 birthdays in a year?
Spyro: I'm a purple dragon, I can do anything.
Cynder: So that means you were born every day of the year and born three times on one day?
Spyro: NO! I was born on a leap year!
Cynder: I see.
Spyro: Now give me presents.
Cynder: Nutter.
Spyro: IF I DON'T SEE PRESENTS AT MY FEET IN FIVE SECONDS I WILL PUT YOU IN A FAMILY-SIZED BLENDER.
Cynder: Oh yeah, like hell you have one of those.
Spyro: Four...Five...GAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *shoves Cynder in a blender*
Cynder: X_X *gets blended up*
Spyro: *switches blender off and pours liquidized Cynder into a cup, sticks a straw and a paper umberella in it.* Hm.
Ignitus: What's happening? Are you having a party.
Spyro:...Yeah! A birthday party! For meee! *looks at drink, then Ignitus*...cocktail?