[Ignitus]
Ape attacks at record highs
Apes coming and going, apes fight and die
Don't ask me because I don't know why
But it's like that and that's the way it is

[Terridor]
I'm trying to make my mace meet
Either on head, body or cheesy feet
You better *beep* off if you can't compete
But it's like that and that's the way it is
HUH!

[Cyril]
Terridor swearing everyday
Ignitus tells him that's not the way
With a bar of soap he's gonna pay
But it's like that and that's the way it is

[Volteer]
Terridor is yelling swear words
Even some I haven't heard
He even called an ape a *beep* turd
But it's like that and that's the way it is
HUH!

Cyril:
I see a lot in a dragon lifespan

Terridor:
I saw a *beep* ape eating out a garbage can

Volteer:
I hope he don't puke on your dragonberry flan

Ignitus:
But it's like that and that's the way it is

Volteer:
Gaul should have gone to school and learned a trade

Terridor:
Instead he sits on a throne where evil played

Ignitus:
Now he's crying his loyalty is under paid

Cyril:
But it's like that and that's the way it is

All:
HUH!
But it's like that and that's the way it is
But it's like that and that's the way it is
But it's like that and that's the way it is
But it's like that and that's the way it is