:Lightning: Ah welcome back ya’ll its been so long.
>_> Not long enough…. where’s NF ?
:Lightning: He won’t be here anymore.*this is since stormy wants dares to be only on spyro characters and none forum members so all dares requested on me will now be done by lightning * Anyway I think its time to get this show on the road. 1st up
:gang: *sighs*

:Lightning: ….. Oh come on! *glares at Vulcan*
:Vulcan: *snickers in audience*
Yes! Now that’s what I call a welcoming back dare for the host bringing us back here to be tortured again.
:Lightning: Shut up…. You do know I have control of all NF’s host powers right?
:gang: ._.
  :wub:  *skips up to me and pulls me out of the studio by my tail*
:Lightning: Why me?  :'(
*5 hours later*
*Comes skipping into the studio* HI!
… *stays far from ember*
Where’s lightning?
I’ll go find him *2 minutes later* OMG!
*everyone runs to see why cynder screamed*
O_O!
Dang……
*The camera zooms In on Lighting who’s face is completely red from embaressment and kiss marks*
:Lightning: …..
Holy ancestors! XD
:Lightning: *Who’s scales have all been dyed…. Pink! with big red hearts everywhere and a light blue skirt on to top it off* ….. The horror…..  I thought makeout meant kissing only but THIS!  :'( 
Yah I thought instead of just kissing I’d make him dress up, play tea party etc you know the full experience of being a girl.
Hehe that’s hilarious, I gotta get this on film. *Records everything on video* Its time to make you a star on you tube!
:Lightning: Yeah make sure you get all the action as I tear you to shreds!  *Jumps at Spyro with claws extended*
O_O….. *camera turns away from Spyro as you can hear loud screams*
I think we’ll end the show now since Lightning is kinda busy at the moment.

s'pyromane : Hehooo , Everybody ! I'm back !
Heeeeeeeeeelp !
s'pyromane : Urgh , Ember still got you ?
Read what NF said , help me now !
s'pyromane : Okay , let's call Hyrule's rugby club. Gagagaganondorf !
*Four Ganondorf arrives , going forward at a great speed , elbows foward.*
They are ugly...unlike my cute little Spyroku ! :wub:
>_<
*she destroy them all as easily as she did for the elementary dragon*
Gagagaganondorf : UUUUEARGH !
s'pyromane : Well , I think I can only still do one thing : send a pony.
What the f...That's another joke I guess. >_<
s'pyromane : *take his doctor coat* docteur_snake , at your service.
...Oh my...We're all doomed.
:ignitus: That's my replique !
Uh , sorry.
This guy annoys you my Spyroku ?
s'pyro...docteur_snake : Just give me Spyro back and nothing will happen to you. I hope...
You'll NEVER get MY Spyroku !
doc' : Okay. Pony number 666 ?
*A pony with a tablespoon arrives*
AAAAAAH ! RUN AWAY !
Oh , a cute pony ! Great ! :wub:
*The "cute pony" attack her with the tablespoon and...blood is everywhere , I can no longer discribe.*
doc' : Duh , I'll use Trauma Center to cure her , if I need her...*tries and loose nine times* Argh , this game's too hard !
Super guide from New Super Mario Bros. : It's me Luigi ! *win with a perfect and save Ember*
doc' : o_O Okay , I can let my coat at someone else...*loose his coat and become s'pyromane once again*
Let's start the "maybe last but not least" show !

Request number 1 : Dark Hole.

s'pyromane : Hey ! Everybody ! You all had to go on a space travel , and thanks to the Professor and Neo Cortex , it'll be a piece of cake to build this.
and That's already done since a long time , but...Whatever.
*they all go inside the space ship*
That's cool !
But knowing s'pyromane , there will be a trap or something...
A space travel with my Spyroku ! Great ! :wub:
>_<
:elora: But Spyro ! Ripto is back , and...
(she's so boring...Oh , an idea) Let's take some oxygen girls...from the space ! *open the door and throw Ember and Elora outside* Ummm , that's better. Wait , I forgot to throw someone...*throw Volteer as well* AH ! Better !
O_O What the heck are you doing Spyro ?!?
The ship couldn't carry too much peole , so I threw the more annoying ones...Into a black hole so they won't revenge themselves ! Hehe !
Good initiative. Let's do like if nothing happened...
Spyro , I'm so happy that you've thrown Ember in the hole ! I knew you prefer me to her.
Of course ! I remember now who I had to throw next !
O_O HEEEELP !
s'pyromane : next dare , or they will all end into a dark hole...
*depressurisation of the ship*
s'pyromane : Huh...HURRY !

Request number 2 : Baby sitting
s'pyromane : Everything's in the title !
Does that mean...Oh nooo !
*twelve baby dragons were already messing up the whole place*
Wooooh ! Stop ! *no reaction* Well...I said...STOOOOOOOOOOP ! *uses fear*
Oh my...*faints*
s'pyromane : heart attack...Luigi ? Super Guide ? No response. Gaaaaah...*Call Ocelot Gnorc*
Ocelot gnorc : If you resist , I won't kill her , if you don't , ...
s'pyromane : Skip this part...And torture !
Ocelot gnorc : That's not fun. *bzzzzzzzzt electrocutate Spyro and reanimate him*
Aaaaaah , Great tickles ! ...Where I am ?
*but all babies were in the same state as Spyro was...*
s'pyromane : Wow Cynder , you really should have screamed like that to beat the elementary dragon , you almost killed 13 dragons here...
...quiet...I get too angry I guess...
s'pyromane : Well...*Uses electrified floor*...Ah , it worked ! You can dispose Ocelot gnorc.
Ocelot gnorc : I have a Snake gnorc to torture , so that's fine. See ya.
Hey ! They're peeding all around ! Help ! They're crying like Hell !
You should have bring the notice s'pyromane...
s'pyromane : Well , I guess that's it for the show. Black out !

Another dare please , besides of this one who have to be edited , and I can start.
I warn you , I'll begin to write again my French parody about the first Spyro , and given the fact that I've joined two RP...
Expect some delay maybe for the beginning of the show. But don't worry , holidays are close for me , only two days to do and I'll be fine.