Aceedwin wrote:

And I'll raise you an implication that I'm a better writer than anyone on this site.

*bleep*. I call *bleep*.

Since when have you cared?

And I'll raise you an implication that I'm a better writer than anyone on this site.

*bleep*. I call *bleep*.

I'm implying those who use simple English, make grammar and spelling mistakes (and have English as their first language and are not dyslexic), and play as boring or cliché characters are below are below my standards.

And I'll raise you an implication that I'm a better writer than anyone on this site.

But I write in perfectly good English when I'm not trying to be casual. You hurt my feelings by calling me an inferior writer.

Now please don't mind me as I cry myself to sleep. :'(

And I'll raise you an implication that I'm a better writer than anyone on this site.

I doubt it. Nobody who did RP well does so on this site anymore. Only the illiterate dunces remain, sullying our abandoned land with their grammatical errors, limited vocabulary and implausible plotlines. There is no place for good literature in these parts, only the mundane menial mismanaged missives. Suave, stylish and sleek are words no longer associated with roleplay, and thus, I talk terribly tortured by tediousness and tired titillation. My tirade may seem consumed by cutting comments cast carelessly without concern. Some will state my scathing slights and snubs are signs of a snob, but arguably I am attacking the amoral opponents of art and its associates. Writing is what wisened warriors wield as a weapon against the weak and wanton, who would wrest the wry for their wicked wishes.

Now that's how you use English.

Are you implying that those with simple English and the occasional spelling errors are below your standards?

I doubt it. Nobody who did RP well does so on this site anymore. Only the illiterate dunces remain, sullying our abandoned land with their grammatical errors, limited vocabulary and implausible plotlines. There is no place for good literature in these parts, only the mundane menial mismanaged missives. Suave, stylish and sleek are words no longer associated with roleplay, and thus, I talk terribly tortured by tediousness and tired titillation. My tirade may seem consumed by cutting comments cast carelessly without concern. Some will state my scathing slights and snubs are signs of a snob, but arguably I am attacking the amoral opponents of art and its associates. Writing is what wisened warriors wield as a weapon against the weak and wanton, who would wrest the wry for their wicked wishes.

Now that's how you use English.

Nice use of alliteration you got there.

...but this RP was so much fun...