(November 2009, Poughkeepsie, New York) Eyewitness Account: "I was driving down the road when the car in front of me suddenly accelerated, then stopped accelerating but continued going straight as the road curved, ultimately crashing into a rail. I pulled over to help, and asked the driver what caused the crash. He told me that the Cha Cha Slide was playing on the radio and he was dancing along. When the lyrics came to "Left foot, Left stomp," he did just that, flooring the accelerator. Then it said "Freeze" and he froze, and then, "Everybody clap your hands," at which point he crashed.

"Men like that are idiots, they are only interested in disrupting the usual rhythm of social life and preventing other people from getting along with things so they can get attention; most of them wouldn't actually dare kill themselves."

I thought the guy rocked and I agree with him in a way, though I would never actually dare say what he did, never mind actually do it.

Here's a rather strange one.

There's this guy(the name escapes me) he's a loner, never had a girlfriend, EVER, not even a *bleep*. So he bought magazines and just read those instead. He read in one article saying that if you hook a cow's heart to a car battery it can be used as a good sex t..........Sorry, WHAT??? What kind of sick b@stard wakes up and says I'm going to stick jump cables on a cow's heart whilst the cables are hooked onto a car battery? Then writes about it? Who performs these experiments? F**king hell! Anyway, so he does this and he gets busy and decides, maybe I should turn up the voltage(Which in turn turns up the amperage, which is the thing that kills you. Volts don't kill amps do) so he attaches it to his wall socket and gets busy, what happens next? He dies, the current travels up his crotch and into his heart(ew). What have we learned here? Do be a sad shack and shag a cow's heart, get a life idiot boy!