p.s. I don't think he's sexy, just ask the fan girls.

Vistnaulmus wrote:

What about comparing Edward to a real vampire? Like, I don't know... Dracula?

Dracula had a cape and wasn't sexy.

I'm sorry... did I just read that correctly? Sexy? SEXY!? Good Heavens... that's a bit much, don't you think? Sicking Robert Pattinson on everyone like that... *shudders* There is NO way that Edward is "sexy." Besides, Dracula in the books had a refined, aristocratic look and charm to disguise his evil nature.

What about comparing Edward to a real vampire? Like, I don't know... Dracula?

Dracula had a cape and wasn't sexy.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/ … 7-New-Moon

Me: ........Eh, hold still. *bite*

The effects were a lot better than the first one, most of them, anyways;;

So Edward leaves and Bella's all like "OH NOES" and then she keeps trying to get a feel of rush for her insane imagination to picture Edward, including jumping on the back of some dude's bike (HELLO??? COMMON SENSE DEAR, DON'T DO THIS!) so she repairs motorcycles with Mr Werewolf and when she tries it out she falls off and her face gets smashed by a rock so she's just mass bleeding because of her stupidity; then a few days later Mr Werewolf stops seeing her after "promising he'll never hurt her" so she finds him and he's all like "LOLNO SCREW OFF" so she goes into her overdramatic depression again. She runs off to some old field and Mr Dreadlock tries to kill her, but then the wolves come out and bite his head off, and she runs back. I forgot to add, every night in her sleep, she screams like she's giving birth. It's like...what? Okay... Then she jumps off a cliff after she's being chased one day and gets pulled out by Mr Werewolf, and when they get home Mr Sparkly Eyebrow's sister is there and she said Edward's gonna sparkle in the middle of the day to a bunch of people so he can be killed because he thinks that Ms Whine is dead. They go to a rush to go save him from his magic sparkles, and they get taken to some room where I'm assuming the kings of the vampires or something sit, and Ms Whine is immune to all of the vampire's powers. They say she dies or she must become a vampire. Then they're back in a forest at home and Mr Sparkly Eyebrows and Mr Werewolf have a fight but once Mr Werewolf leaves then Edward says "I SHALL ONLY CHANGE YOU UNDER ONE CONDITION AND THAT IS IF YOU MARRY ME" and the movie ends abruptly right there.

One of the good things, though, is that they skipped through three months within the span of three minutes.

My uncle and I were saying that she should've said "NAW OF COURSE NOT" then some cheesy happy music could play on the credits C:

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